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Stanford Football Recruit Picks Stanford In The Most Stanford Way Possible

To all future recruits: This is how it's done on National Signing Day.

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This is Solomon Thomas. He's a 6'3'', 260 lb. defensive end from Coppell, Texas and he's one of the top high school football recruits in America.

Today, he announced what school he'd be attending from three final choices: UCLA, Arkansas, and Stanford.

And on ESPN, he announced his pick — Stanford — not by putting on a hat...


...but by pulling out a tree from underneath the table.


A Stanford tree.


And then he put on these nerd glasses.


You're looking at the face of a man who is about to terrorize the Pac-12 Conference, America.

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