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We, As A Nation, Have Run Out Of Things To Say About The NFL Draft

There are no more #hottakes to be had.

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So it's finally happened. The day has finally come.

The day we ran out of clichés to discuss.

The day we ran out news to share.

The day we ran of things to say.

We have been pushed this far.

But no further.

There is nothing left for us.

Nothing here, in this pre-draft wasteland.

No more headlines.

No more noise.

Please just let this end.

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