1. PEOPLE ARE CONSTANTLY TELLING YOU TO STOP SCREAMING.
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I'M NOT SCREAMING, THIS IS MY NORMAL TONE OF VOICE.
2. YOU CAN NEVER SHARE A SECRET IN PUBLIC BECAUSE EVERYONE AROUND YOU WILL HEAR IT.
3. YOUR WHISPER CAN STILL BE HEARD THREE TOWNS OVER.
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4. IN ORDER TO HAVE A PRIVATE CONVERSATION, YOU EITHER HAVE TO LEAVE THE HOUSE OR LOCK YOURSELF IN A CLOSET.
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5. AN AMTRAK QUIET CAR SEEMS MORE LIKE A CHALLENGE THAN A SUGGESTION.
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6. YOU THINK IT'S NORMAL THAT IN A CROWDED PLACE, YOU CAN HEAR THE REST OF YOUR FAMILY BEFORE YOU SEE THEM.
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7. OTHER PEOPLE SCATTER AT THE POOL WHEN YOUR FAMILY SHOWS UP.
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8. THE SOUND OF YOUR FAMILY LAUGHING CAN CAUSE MINOR AFTERSHOCKS FOR YOUR ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD.
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BONUS POINTS IF COPS EVERY SHOWED UP TO YOUR HOUSE RESPONDING TO A NOISE COMPLAINT THAT TURNED OUT TO BE AN ESPECIALLY HEATED GAME OF PICTIONARY.
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9. WHEN SOMETHING INSANE HAPPENS ON TV, EVERYONE WITHIN A FIVE-MILE RADIUS HEARS OF IT AT THE SAME TIME.
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10. YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOUR "INSIDE VOICE" IS, BUT YOU'RE ALWAYS BEING TOLD TO USE IT.
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11. BUT AT LEAST YOU'LL NEVER HAVE TO BE ASKED THIS, AND THAT'S OKAY BY YOU:
