1.
PEOPLE ARE CONSTANTLY TELLING YOU TO STOP SCREAMING.
2.
YOU CAN NEVER SHARE A SECRET IN PUBLIC BECAUSE EVERYONE AROUND YOU WILL HEAR IT.
3.
YOUR WHISPER CAN STILL BE HEARD THREE TOWNS OVER.
4.
IN ORDER TO HAVE A PRIVATE CONVERSATION, YOU EITHER HAVE TO LEAVE THE HOUSE OR LOCK YOURSELF IN A CLOSET.
5.
AN AMTRAK QUIET CAR SEEMS MORE LIKE A CHALLENGE THAN A SUGGESTION.
6.
YOU THINK IT'S NORMAL THAT IN A CROWDED PLACE, YOU CAN HEAR THE REST OF YOUR FAMILY BEFORE YOU SEE THEM.
7.
OTHER PEOPLE SCATTER AT THE POOL WHEN YOUR FAMILY SHOWS UP.
8.
THE SOUND OF YOUR FAMILY LAUGHING CAN CAUSE MINOR AFTERSHOCKS FOR YOUR ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD.
9.
WHEN SOMETHING INSANE HAPPENS ON TV, EVERYONE WITHIN A FIVE-MILE RADIUS HEARS OF IT AT THE SAME TIME.
10.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOUR "INSIDE VOICE" IS, BUT YOU'RE ALWAYS BEING TOLD TO USE IT.
11.
BUT AT LEAST YOU'LL NEVER HAVE TO BE ASKED THIS, AND THAT'S OKAY BY YOU:
