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15 Rockvilles You Do Not Want To Go Back To

You thought it was a good idea to visit Rockville the first time. But now you're never going to go back there and waste another year.

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So here's the thing, Rockvilles: It's over.

1. Rockville, Utah

Yes, it was really gorgeous. But no way. Not another trip. You can't risk ending up here again.
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Yes, it was really gorgeous. But no way. Not another trip. You can't risk ending up here again.

2. Rockville, Nebraska

Yeah, remember the lobster the first time? That was a mistake. Lobster in the Midwest is always a mistake. You're not going back to Rockville for the lobster.
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Yeah, remember the lobster the first time? That was a mistake. Lobster in the Midwest is always a mistake. You're not going back to Rockville for the lobster.

3. Rockville Centre, New York

And the clams? Enough with the seafood, Rockville. It's not working for you.
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And the clams? Enough with the seafood, Rockville. It's not working for you.

4. Rockville, Minnesota

Charming, definitely, but no thanks. One time was enough.
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Charming, definitely, but no thanks. One time was enough.

5. Rockville, Connecticut

Kind of quaint, but this is a firm no. You won't be going back.
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Kind of quaint, but this is a firm no. You won't be going back.

6. Rockville, South Carolina

It seemed really nice, until you saw the flags.
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It seemed really nice, until you saw the flags.

7. Rockville, Missouri

Nope. no. DEFINITELY NO. Don't make us explain this to you again, Rockville. Nobody's coming back for this.
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Nope. no. DEFINITELY NO. Don't make us explain this to you again, Rockville. Nobody's coming back for this.

8. Rockville, Rhode Island

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You were one of the sites where they filmed "Moonrise Kingdom." Does anyone ever visit the random locations where they filmed movies? You will not be going back to this Rockville, either.

9. Rockville, Indiana

Yeah, that Covered Bridge Festival was fun the one time. Once was enough.
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Yeah, that Covered Bridge Festival was fun the one time. Once was enough.

10. Rockville, Pennsylvania

Do we even have to talk about this one again, Rockville? Let's not do this again. You know what you did. Not going back. EVER. End of discussion.
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Do we even have to talk about this one again, Rockville? Let's not do this again. You know what you did. Not going back. EVER. End of discussion.

11. Rockville, Virginia

Same here.
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Same here.

12. Rockville, West Virginia

Your GPS can't even find this Rockville. Not going back for navigational reasons.
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Your GPS can't even find this Rockville. Not going back for navigational reasons.

13. Rockville 2013

That first time, you were such a nice little rock festival. Now you've got Alice in Chains, Limp Bizkit AND Papa Roach in your festival lineup? Hahaha nope, not going back, not in a million years, sorry.
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That first time, you were such a nice little rock festival. Now you've got Alice in Chains, Limp Bizkit AND Papa Roach in your festival lineup? Hahaha nope, not going back, not in a million years, sorry.

14. Rockville Hills Park, California

Not following you into the unknown again, Rockville. It didn't end well the first time.
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Not following you into the unknown again, Rockville. It didn't end well the first time.

15. Rockville, Maryland

Not going back, not after what you did to Jesus.
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Not going back, not after what you did to Jesus.