First, click play: So here's the thing, Rockvilles: It's over. 1. Rockville, Utah Flickr: virtualcorey Yes, it was really gorgeous. But no way. Not another trip. You can't risk ending up here again. 2. Rockville, Nebraska upload.wikimedia.org Yeah, remember the lobster the first time? That was a mistake. Lobster in the Midwest is always a mistake. You're not going back to Rockville for the lobster. 3. Rockville Centre, New York blogs.villagevoice.com And the clams? Enough with the seafood, Rockville. It's not working for you. 4. Rockville, Minnesota townmapsusa.com Charming, definitely, but no thanks. One time was enough. 5. Rockville, Connecticut Flickr: uconnlibrariesmagic Kind of quaint, but this is a firm no. You won't be going back. 6. Rockville, South Carolina Flickr: beardenb It seemed really nice, until you saw the flags. 7. Rockville, Missouri Via kansascity.com Nope. no. DEFINITELY NO. Don't make us explain this to you again, Rockville. Nobody's coming back for this. 8. Rockville, Rhode Island View this video on YouTube youtube.com You were one of the sites where they filmed "Moonrise Kingdom." Does anyone ever visit the random locations where they filmed movies? You will not be going back to this Rockville, either. 9. Rockville, Indiana Flickr: dmclean Yeah, that Covered Bridge Festival was fun the one time. Once was enough. 10. Rockville, Pennsylvania Tom VanNortwick / Via Flickr: 13539555@N00 Do we even have to talk about this one again, Rockville? Let's not do this again. You know what you did. Not going back. EVER. End of discussion. 11. Rockville, Virginia pix.epodunk.com Same here. 12. Rockville, West Virginia Flickr: dmolsen Your GPS can't even find this Rockville. Not going back for navigational reasons. 13. Rockville 2013 hashgr.am / Via Instagram: @kyessamarie That first time, you were such a nice little rock festival. Now you've got Alice in Chains, Limp Bizkit AND Papa Roach in your festival lineup? Hahaha nope, not going back, not in a million years, sorry. 14. Rockville Hills Park, California hashgr.am / Via Instagram: @bronxand Not following you into the unknown again, Rockville. It didn't end well the first time. 15. Rockville, Maryland Via nbcwashington.com Not going back, not after what you did to Jesus.