This Quiz Will Reveal Your Past Life

YOLO is a lie.

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Dan Meth
Dan Meth
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  1. 1. What is this bird saying to you with its mind?

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    "Do you not remember me, Your Highness?"
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    "You always were too trusting."
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    "BETRAYER!!!"
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    "That sky... so blue it quenches the mind's throat."

  2. 2. How does this picture make you feel?

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    Depressed
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    Ambitious
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    Fearful
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    Adventurous

  3. 3. If you were walking this path would you:

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    ...play a somber dirge on a wooden flute to honor the fallen.
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    ...sing to the winds, because you have escaped the audience at last.
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    ...Instagram it.
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    ...grasp your sword, for there may be bandits in these parts.

  4. 4. What do you think this ancient object was used for?

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    Looking at solar eclipses.
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    Measuring a single serving of wheat.
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    Smashing animals.
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    masturbation.

  5. 5. Choose a Leviathan to be destroyed by:

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    Snaprender / Via Thinkstock
    Snaprender / Via Thinkstock
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    MR1805 / Via Thinkstock
    MR1805 / Via Thinkstock
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    Mary Evans Picture Library/Alamy - Ellis / Via en.wikipedia.org
    Mary Evans Picture Library/Alamy - Ellis / Via en.wikipedia.org
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    Hanna-Barbera
    Hanna-Barbera

  6. 6. Which tower best represents your arrogance?

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    shansekala / Via Thinkstock
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    http://Zoonar/J.Wachala / Via Thinkstock
    http://Zoonar/J.Wachala / Via Thinkstock
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    Saffron Blaze / Via en.wikipedia.org
    Saffron Blaze / Via en.wikipedia.org
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    Breugel / Via Wikipedia
    Breugel / Via Wikipedia

  7. 7. Does this make any sense to you?

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    No
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    Ja
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    Grahh!!

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