"House Of Cards" Season 3 Got Weird

SPOILERS! But, come on, it's been two weeks.

1. When Frank peed all over his father's grave.

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Wow. Imagine if some photographer was hiding behind a tree. Frank risked his whole presidency just to pee on his dead dad.

2. The way Doug shoots bourbon into his mouth with a syringe.

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Doug. What the hell.

3. When Frank spit on Jesus and then it fell and shattered.

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Very rude! And also kind of made it seem like this show was about to turn into The Omen III. Is Frank the Antichrist now?

4. When Claire has to restore Frank's power with some weepy level-up sex.

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It was kind of like when a plane swoops above another plane and refuels it mid-flight. But in this case, the fuel was confidence.

5. When Vladimir Putin (who are we kidding here) put his cigar out on the White House wall.

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I mean, to be fair, it was the wall of a dark tunnel beneath the White House... but still. Straight-up rude.

6. When Vladimir Putin kisses Claire on the lips in front of everyone, including Frank.

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I don't know how things go in Russia, but here in the old U.S. of A. we just don't do that, comrade. That's how nuclear wars get started.

7. When Claire took a nap and woke up to find that activist had committed suicide.

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That's worse than any alarm clock.

8. When Frank and his biographer got all handsy.

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But he's no Meechum. Yet.