This week I attended the Westminster Dog Show, America's #1 purebreed dog competition.
1. Dog breeders use the word "bitch" alot.
2. Patty Hearst's dog and President Obama's dog's cousin were both finalists.
3. Dog Handlers have very peculiar fashion customs.
4. Champion dogs have bizarre names, such as:
5. Some people don't feel weird about grabbing a dog's junk.
6. If you replaced all the dogs with humans, it would be the most horrifying event ever.
Like a Miss America pageant crossed with Triumph of the Will.