Family Guy's Peter Griffin gives an exclusive interview to this month's issue of Top Gear Magazine.
I'd eat off it, if that's what you're wondering. I also use it to slice cheese and spread butter.
I watched the movie Crash – the one with Matt Dillon 'cause Lois wouldn't let me watch the dirty one with the chick from Broadcast News.
The full interview features in the December issue of Top Gear Magazine, on UK newsstands from December 6.