"Genetically, paedophiles have more in common with crabs than they do you and me. That's scientific fact. There's no real evidence, but it is scientific fact."
Those were the words spouted by DJ Neil Fox in a 'public information' film, a ruse by satirist Chris Morris to show how easily celebrities will take up causes without researching them. Also duped in the spoof news show's paedophile edition were Gary Linekar, Seb Coe and Phil Collins.