1. A viral Shrek toothpaste cap so you can start the day feeling like an ~All Star~ with a good laugh, a dirty joke, and a clean mouth.
Casual Chicken is an Irvine, California-based Etsy shop that sells an array of pop culture-themed 3D-printed items.
Promising review: "My order came well packaged and on time. Gifted it to my friend and she thinks it is hilarious." —Grace
Get it from Casual Chicken on Etsy for $9.99.
2. A cutesy silicone spoon holder to sit on the edge of your pots and pans and fearlessly guard against some of cooking's most chaotic perils. Spoon drippings? Not today! Bubbly spillover from a pot boiled over? Nah. This doubles as a steam releaser!
Promising review: "Probably the coolest holder I have ever seen. Bought it for my wife and she loves it and thinks it's cute. I laugh when I look at it! Hangs on all of our pots and pans and stays cool. Easy to clean and looks awesome. Great addition to any kitchen. Works great and does exactly what it is intended to do!" —Logan E
Get it from Amazon for $12.95+ (available in five styles).
3. A mini Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy if your stoic workstation could use a lively companion who's always down for an impromptu dance party.
Promising review: "I opened the package and screamed for joy! As I placed the 9-volt battery my hands were trembling with what was going to happen next! As I turned on the wacky waving inflatable tube man I knew I have a friend for life. Someone you can really count on cheering you up when you are feeling down. He brought me such joy I started to cry with laughter and happiness." —Robert Wurstner
Get it from Amazon for $9.58.
4. These airtight wine condoms for truly effective preservation of unfinished bottles with a side order of hilarity your fellow partygoers won't see coming.
Wine Condoms is a small business founded by a mother and son duo as a comical, unpretentious, way to preserve unfinished wine.
Promising review: "Best wine stopper I've ever used. Easy to use and very practical. Also, I gifted one of these with a bottle of wine. The recipient thought it was hilarious...and useful. A great purchase." —Sheri Ann George
Get a six-pack from Amazon for $14.97.
5. A bottle of pet-friendly flavored bubbles that's a whole lot of fun for both you and your pet! This unconventional enrichment activity won't leave behind any sticky residue and is packed with delicious scents that'll entice your cat or dog to spend time sniffing, chasing, and popping the day away.
Sniffingtons is a South Carolina-based Etsy shop that specializes in enriching products for dogs and cats.
Promising review: "My pup, Toby, is a 2 1/2-year-old cavalier who loves bubbles. After catching them, he’d often give us an 'ewww' look, as they tasted like soap. Until these. He LOVES these bubbles and seems to love the taste of them, too! I will gladly buy these again and continue letting him feed his bubble obsession in a tasty way! In addition, when I needed help with my order, Ash was so kind and gave me the help I needed! Highly recommend this shop!" —Elizabeth
Get it from Sniffingtons on Etsy for $8.50 (available in 12 scents, including unscented).
6. A pair of meat shredder claws because they look like a fun Wolverine toy, but are actually incredibly effective at shredding meat quickly. One session with these and you'll scoff at the thought of poking at a pork shoulder with two forks ever again.
Promising review: "I used these to shred chicken for Thanksgiving and was so excited when I realized how effective these were. They were easy to hold and I didn't have to wait until the chicken was cooled. It made quick work of a usually tedious chore." —Bonnie Maxfield
Get it from Amazon for $14.99 (available in four colors).
7. An obnoxiously cute squirrel picnic table with an umbrella so you can have a real Disney princess moment and enjoy a yard full of anthropomorphized forest critters. The feeder is equipped with a nail to affix corn and fruit, plus additional tray space for kernels and nuts.
Promising review: "I just love it and more importantly squirrels and chipmunks 🐿 love it to. It is so cute and the little umbrella really protects the food from the rain. It is really nice and decorative and I really recommend it if you have squirrels and chipmunks. They love it and I love watching them. Win-win!!🤩" —Chouppette
Get it from Amazon for $20.99+ (available in four styles).
8. A double-sided fleece tortilla blanket to really up the ante on the whole blanket burrito metaphor. Lay it out, roll on up, and get toasty on the couch like a gooey layer of cheese and beans.
Promising review: "I don’t generally review things on here, but I love this blanket so much. Super cozy and soft. I’ve slept under it every night since I got it. Fast delivery and packaged well. Definitely recommend and may need to get another." —Alex L.
Get it from Amazon for $24.99+ (available in four sizes and as a pizza or waffle).
9. A rechargeable heated eye massager if you want to look like a futuristic space alien while helping combat headaches, eye strain, puffy under-eyes, and insomnia. This portable mask boasts five massage modes, a 15-minute timer, and built-in Bluetooth speakers so you can really tune out the world and enjoy some R&R.
Promising review: "I saw this product on one of Amazon’s must-have TikTok videos and I knew I had to get it. It was so worth it — even though the price may seem higher compared to other sellers, this is for sure a good investment piece. The quality is top notch, the strap that goes around your head is comfortable, and most importantly the duration of each mode is long enough that it doesn’t interrupt your rest. I work a 12-hour night shift as a nurse and this technology has helped me get through the night easily. 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽" —Amazon Customer
Get it from Amazon for $69.99 (available in three colors).
10. An interactive dancing cat toy for helping your feline friend work up a sweat in the most entertaining-for-you way possible. This simple toy is naturally springy so a flick of the wrist is all you need to get your cat jumping around like you've never seen them before.
Promising review: "This toy is a favorite of my cat! It is great quality that withstands her claws and teeth attacking it every time we play. It’s a low-effort toy for owners and a blast for the cats! And the price cannot be beat." —Taylor Hurst
Get it from Amazon for $3.53 (also available in multipacks).
11. A rechargeable motion-sensor toilet light that'll turn your potty into a full-blown party, and eliminate any searing pain from turning on the overhead lights when you need to pee at two in the morning.
This LED toilet light has 16 colors that can work on a rotation or as a solid color.
Promising review: "We love this toilet light. It is rechargeable and it picks up movement in the dark. If you are a person who goes to the toilet at night, you don't have to turn on the glaring, wakes-you-up bathroom light. Just walk in and you know where you are going. It is functional and customer service does come through if necessary. Highly recommend! Good quality and the charger works well." —Me C
Get it from Amazon for $13.95.
12. Some multipurpose Sad Daddy sponges because they're stain- and odor-resistant, safe to use on over a dozen different surfaces, and really capture the true essence of how you feel about cleaning.
Promising review: "We mostly bought these because the price was better than the regular one. 100% the same product, just inverted mouth. Fantastic sponges regardless of the mood you or the sponge is in!" —Robert
Get a two-pack from Amazon for $11.99.
13. A pair of wacky grass flip flops so you can recreate the feeling of grass between your toes even when existing in a "no shoes, no service" type of environment.
14. A floating singing pasta timer to get a delicious dinner and a show from the comfort of your kitchen. Add your new BFF to boiling water with pasta and it'll sing a little tune when your noodles are done and perfectly al dente.
