If you're licensed to deal with medical emergencies, chances are you've probably had to remove something from someone's body that wasn't supposed to be there.
Maybe you had to extract a spider from some poor soul's ear.
Maybe a little kid swallowed a screwdriver and needed an emergency operation to get it out of their stomach.
Perhaps you had to remove a cellphone from someone's rectum and you'll never know the real reason why it was shoved up there in the first place.
Doctors, nurses, and other medical professionals: We want to know the weirdest thing you've ever found inside a patient's body! Tell us the whole story.
The best responses will be featured in a BuzzFeed Community post or video.