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This Would You Rather Quiz Is Gonna Make You Feel Like You’re Losing Your Mind

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  1. Would you rather have one nipple or three nipples?

    Would you rather have one nipple or three nipples?

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  1. Would you rather have green lips or a blue nose?

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  1. Would you rather have the power to fly or to read minds?

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  1. Would you rather take a shot of horse semen, or human snot?

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  1. Would you rather sweat maple syrup, or cry mayonnaise?

    Would you rather sweat maple syrup, or cry mayonnaise?

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  1. Would you rather run a marathon or fight in a professional boxing match?

    Would you rather run a marathon or fight in a professional boxing match?

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  1. Would you rather party with Drake or Travis Scott?

    Would you rather party with Drake or Travis Scott?

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  1. Would you rather sleep in a bed filled with someone else's pubes, or dried dog piss?

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  1. Would you rather walk up to your boss and say "Go fuck yourself," or accidentally poop with your microphone on during a zoom meeting?

    Would you rather walk up to your boss and say "Go fuck yourself," or accidentally poop with your microphone on during a zoom meeting?

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  1. Would you rather go on a date with Cardi B or Megan Thee Stallion?

    Would you rather go on a date with Cardi B or Megan Thee Stallion?

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  1. Would you rather have to relive 2020 five times over, or never find love?

    Would you rather have to relive 2020 five times over, or never find love?

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