1. Chris Evans' feet boots.
chris evans in these feet boots is my villain origin story
2. Trying to get Bad Bunny tickets.
Attempting to get tickets for bad bunny has now become my villain origin story... thanks Ticketmaster 😭😭😭😭😭😭
3. Being the oldest daughter.
my villain origin story is that i’m the eldest daughter
4. This "breakup" text.
@clickholebot Receiving this text would be my villain origin story
5. A garlicky blender.
my mom using my smoothie blender to blend ginger and garlic and not telling me is my villain origin story
6. Aly & AJ's underappreciated career.
My villain origin story is Aly & AJ working on an album for 2 years and every article crediting a TIKTOK TREND for their "comeback" when they've been releasing new music for 4 years
7. Getting banned from Club Penguin.
my villain origin story started with this
8. The truth about Trader Joe's employees.
Learning that Trader Joe’s employees are trained to flirt with you is my villain origin story
9. The cliffhanger at the end of every Love Island episode.
the words “tomorrow night” are my villain origin story #LoveIslandUSA
10. Two crushes meeting.
My villain origin story is seeing my crush flirt w/ my other crush
11. "Moves Like Jagger."
Maroon 5 being a solid band to singing moves like jagger is my Villain origin story
12. Liars on Facebook Marketplace.
my villain origin story is people who list things on fb marketplace as free just to get ur attention and then tell u it’s actually not in fact free
13. Twitter dislikes.
If Twitter adds dislikes and someone dislikes my selfie ... that would be my villain origin story
14. Fucking up a fresh paint job.
JUST did these before leaving the house. this will be my villain origin story
15. And finally, enough said.
Being a teacher during covid is my villain origin story