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    17 Tweets That Are Probably Only Funny For People Who Were Able To Find Toilet Paper This Week

    Because pooping is funny.

    If you are a living, breathing, pooping human being on planet Earth, then you're probably aware of the toilet paper shortage caused by coronavirus panic-buying.

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    Actual footage of me at my local Whole Foods this morning.

    To the warriors who have burns on their buttholes from having to wipe with paper towels, I apologize for making light of the situation with this post...but here are some of the best tweets from the toilet paper crisis of 2020:

    1.

    Wegmans is limiting people to 2 packs of toilet paper per customer per day and i kid you not someone bought toilet paper then came back in 10 minutes later with a hat and sunglasses on and tried buying some more

    2.

    Due to the toilet paper shortage, eating ass in 2020 has also been cancelled

    3.

    I just wiped my ass with a chipotle napkin thanks to all the toilet paper hoarders! Fuck you.

    4.

    Out of toilet paper. Resorting to last measure

    5.

    Just visited Morrisons. Saw a man with a trolley full of hand sanitiser and toilet paper, I explained to him about the elderly and mums etc who need these. He said: “that’s all good and well mate but I work here, can I carry on filling the shelves now?” Happy Monday. 😊

    6.

    me and the boys on our way to get the last toilet paper at the store

    7.

    Costco got a new shipment of toilet paper!

    8.

    I like to imagine all the toilet paper hoarders are chewing it up and spitting the pulp out to form giant termite nests in which they’re forming colonies.

    9.

    I have some toilet paper if anyone needs any. It is used but only on one side. #thinkingofothers

    10.

    If you bought more toilet paper than you need legally I’m allowed to come poop at your house

    11.

    SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHY PANIC BUYING INCLUDES CLEARING SHELVES OF LAXATIVES WHEN WE HAVE NO TOILET PAPER. SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN BECAUSE IM PRESSED!!!

    12.

    Went to get toilet paper this all they had left ... the one for bad bitches only

    13.

    NOT THE PRECIOUS TOILET PAPER #quarantinecats

    14.

    This is what it’s come to at my house since y’all bought up all the toilet paper.

    15.

    Do you guys buy sliced toilet paper? or are yall like me and just buy the whole loaf? it's cheaper.

    16.

    Our son Elijah snatched up two packs of toilet paper for a family in need and now his friend’s are making memes lol

    17.

    Why are people stocking up on toilet paper do you just start violently shitting yourself when you contract the coronavirus or what am I missing