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18 Absolutely Savage Tweets About Men At The Gym

Can a girl do her reps in peace?!

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nelly: its gettin hot in here everyone: not really nelly: so take off all your clothes everyone: please dont old dudes at the gym: now wait a minute let’s hear him out

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I once heard a dude at my gym describe the hip adductor and abductor machines as ‘good girl/bad girl exercises’ and I have quietly hexed them every time I’ve seen them since.

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Me: Are you using that machine Dude at the gym: Yeah. I got one more set Me for the next 10 minutes:

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There's a dude at my gym who keeps saying "swag" during every rep. Somebody please send help.

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A guy at the gym told me to stop working my arms because muscular arms aren’t attractive on women so I just looked at his calves and told him he needs to work on those

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Nobody: Not a fucking soul: Gross men at the gym mansplaining proper form to women as a way to shoot their shot:

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The worst kind of people are the men at the gym who hog all the free weights so you can’t use them and then grunt excessively the whole time

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Women at the gym: normal, try not to take up too much space, wipe the machines off when they’re done Men at the gym: hog up all the machines at one time, walk around without shoes, wear jorts, drink a couple of bud heavys between sets, never clean their bench off

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I get a good laugh from seeing men at the gym lifting weights way heavier than they really should with bad form just to be all ~macho~ Yes all the ladies are very impressed with your upcoming back problems and poor posture

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Dudes will turkey baster their nipples so they pertrude out of their under armor dry fit T-shirt that’s 3 sizes too small to intimidate the other men at the gym

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Just got hit on by this military dude at my gym who’s in town for a few days... shoulda seen his face when I asked him where his ring was & he said what ring? 😂😂 um excuse me, your ring finger has a tan line, tell your wife I said hi.

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Dude at my gym just finished working out and legit started eating a spaghetti dinner on the row machine.

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a guy at the gym just deadlifted a personal record and said to his friend he could beat the fuck out of someone right now

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this man at my gym that i have never seen before got angry with me for not giving him a high-five after he said “good lift”. bro do i look like i want to touch you?

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There’s a guy at my gym who keeps barking like a dog every time he squats. I jumped out of pure fear the first time it happened. 😳

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Guy at the gym just made me stop my workout and take off my headphones so he could tell me I look great, and then when I said “Oh. I know, *he* was annoyed.

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I legitimately just witnessed a MASSIVE guy at the gym checking himself out in the mirror for a few minutes, he then proceeded to blow a kiss to himself and under his breath say to himself “fuck yeah”. Don’t know if I hate this guy, or if I just want his confidence

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Lmao this guy at the gym asked if I needed a spot for 275..I know he was tryna be nice but bro don’t ever disrespect me like that again