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    19 Tweets About Dating In New York That'll Make You Thank The Gods If You're Not Single

    "Good morning texts are NYC dating infinity stones."

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    Dating in NYC: Guy 1: want to grab a drink? Me: sure when? Guy 1: I’m not available, sorry Guy 2: let’s get food Me: ok where? Guy 2: this place across from my apartment Guy 3: Had fun yesterday, you free tomorrow? Me: sure what time? Guy 3: *either ghosts or dies*

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    good morning texts are nyc dating infinity stones

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    This is what dating in New York looks like

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    The worst part about dating in New York is finding out the guy you’ve been seeing for the past 2 weeks was actually just 58 rats in a trenchcoat the whole time 😞

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    A very fun and cool thing about dating in New York is standing outside a bar smoking and a guy that ghosted you walks by with his dog and gives you the nod.

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    dating in new york is the closest I’ll ever be to feeling like a basketball coach I’m sitting with a clipboard like “it’s time to fire the whole roster. build a new team with new talent. the franchise needs a fresh start”

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    Texas friends: why are you still single? Isn’t dating in New York supposed to be, like, great? Me:

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    Dating in New York has made me lose my entire frame of reference. They text you everyday? They could want nothing to do with you. Hit you up twice a month? They’re in love with you

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    Dating in New York is like going on The Bachelor, thinking you had an awesome one-on-one, and finding out 3 months in you were on a group date the entire time.

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    Dating in New York is me having to reschedule a date because of work travel and the guy meeting someone in the week I was gone.

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    Dating in New York is just men telling you the fine details of the screenplay they’re thinking about maybe writing at some point someday when they finally have the time.

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    dating in new york is kinda like going to a restaurant and seeing a B on the door and shrugging and going in anyway

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    sir included “i have a washer and dryer in unit” in his profile bc new york dating is new york dating

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    New York dating is Yes he’s rude and ugly and I hate spending time with him but he lives in my neighborhood so 🤷‍♀️

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    last night my friend asked me “is dating in NYC shitty?” and I scoffed a “yes”, laughed a little and then shed a single tear.

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    NYC twitter STAYS complaining about how trash NYC dating is so dont try to tell me NYC is lit when yall aint even fuckin

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    Dating in New York is so hard that actually I gave up and am going on a date in Cincinnati tonight instead

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