21 Things That Are Totally Legal Even Though They Seem Questionable

Let's just leave the pigeons be.

Redditor stillchill123 decided to ask Reddit users, "What is something perfectly legal that feels illegal?"

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Since I personally feel like I'm doing something wrong every single day of my life, I was intrigued to see what other people would say.

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Here are some of the best responses:

1. "Taking many napkins from a cafe or restaurant and pocketing them to use as tissues."

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—GhostOfAHamilton

2. "Trying to lockpick my own house because I can't find my key."

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—Silver_Archer13

3. "Not tipping bad waiters."

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— juju_misiu

4. "Going into a store to use the restroom without buying anything."

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—DeathSpiral321

5. "Calling a teacher by their first name."

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—WasteOfAir_05

6. Opening a drink at the store and drinking it before you eventually pay for it at the register.

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"My little brother is the type of guy to crack open a Gatorade to quench his thirst, browse around the store, and then check out the empty Gatorade bottle at the end."

—dkfreezy

7. "Taking more than one free sample."

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—TheMooseK

8. "Walking through 'nothing to declare' at the airport and having a nagging concern that just maybe you managed to pack 5 kilos of cocaine, a handgun, several tons of pest-infested fruit, and 2,000 cigarettes over the tobacco limit."

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—Waxedjacketproblem

9. "Having something of yours in your pocket while in a store that also sells that thing."

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—inkyblinkypinkysue

10. "Bringing home a newborn infant."

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—MN-Frisbee

11. "Carrying an open container of liquor in some cities. We walked around New Orleans with an open bottle of rum because it was cheaper than buying shots."

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— _ohhello

12. "Filling out government forms. I answer honestly, but constantly feel like I'm going to misinterpret a question and somehow commit some manner of bureaucratic felony."

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—Madrojian

13. "Ripping off a few bananas before you buy them from the grocery store if you don't want the whole bundle."

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—bearface7771

14. "Turning right on red."

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FYI: In NYC, you actually can't turn right on red.

— SymbioticSuperDude

15. "Reading all or most of a book in a bookstore and then putting it back on the shelf."

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—ralthiel

16. "Walking into a beauty store and spraying some expensive cologne from the tester bottle before going to your interview."

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—Jiggly_Love

17. "Taking a pigeon (for a pet). They don’t belong to anybody."

@stephinthebox

— Thats_right_asshole

18. "Calling a guy 'daddy' when we fuck."

@camimendes

— pots-and-pans-robot

19. "Turning the light on inside the car when you're driving."

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—forumdestroyer156

20. "Buying alcohol for the first time when you turn 21 in the US."

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—DoraTheExorcista

21. "When someone orders a pizza for a group and you take the last slice."

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—SwagDaddyMooney