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    17 Therapy Tweets You Can't Help But Laugh At

    "Does anybody wanna apologize to me before I start talking about you to my therapist?"

    In these trying times, I can't help but feel a well of gratitude for all the therapists out there who are doing their damn BEST.

    And the therapy-goers? Well all of y'all (myself included lol) are doing your damn best too!!!

    Here are some tweets to honor therapy in all its glory:


    My therapist: you are worthy of love Me: yeah but am I hot 🥺


    My therapist: Me (to myself): This is great. I’m going to get a good grade in therapy, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve,


    my therapist just referred to her therapist as my grand-therapist . trying to process.


    When my therapist asks how my anxiety level has been


    me @ my therapist after she vibe checks me


    told my therapist i was hesitant to start antidepressants bc of the sexual side effects and she said “do you even have enough sex for that to matter” and long story short im currently headed to walgreens to refill my prescription


    does anybody wanna apologize to me before i start talking about u to my therapist


    When you make a breakthrough in therapy


    y’all are like “omg i wanna see men in crop tops! more men wearing eyeliner!” well u know what i wanna see men in?? therapy. learn to process ur emotions please


    listen up fellas, "being in therapy" is the new "being tall"


    therapist: and what do we say when we feel like this? me: so no one told you life was gonna be this- therapist: no me: *quietly clapping 4 times*


    every time an ex says my name in therapy, a crow lands on my shoulder


    I told my mom I’ve been exercising 2-3 times a week which is a lot for me but instead of acknowledging this small miracle she said I should exercise every day if I want to lose weight faster and it’s good cause I was running out of stuff to talk about in therapy.


    currently learning how to love myself in therapy. been about a week since my last self-loathing thought and honestly it feels like my brain has been replaced with a candle what the fuck do people that like themselves think about all day


    reopening the book on age old traumas to work thru them in therapy and realising they’re actually very similar to recent traumas you experienced with the same types of people


    Me: I actually don’t have anything to talk about in therapy today My therapist:


    me: idk i have nothing to talk about my therapist: