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I'm Traumatized By These 17 Secondhand "Things" People Tried To Sell Online And At Goodwill

Someone needs to do a background check on the guy who's selling his missing roommate's car.

There's nothing like finding a great deal in a thrift store or on Facebook Marketplace. In fact, I'd go as far as saying it's one of the few joys we have left these days. But have you ever seen something during your hunt that was so disturbing, it didn't even belong in a reject pile?

Well, I've got some weird shit for you. Here are 17 photos of secondhand items that people somehow thought were acceptable to sell:

1. "Another scary find in the Goodwill bins."

Small bottles of fentanyl

2. "Veggie clown portrait. Double the scary, double the fun, for $16."

Framed painting of a menacing clown surrounded by vegetables

3. "The Goodwill outlet bins are a scary, scary place."

A weird stuffed animal with ghastly eyes

4. "Catch and release, and run and hide."

A footstool with a person's legs as feet and a skirt as a cover

5. "These plates were terrifying."

Plates with faces of old-fashioned dolls with ringlets and hats

6. "Did I just find a serial killer?"

Someone selling a bunch of wheelchairs in their driveway

7. "I'm intrigued."

Beat-up 1993 Dodge Dakota being sold for $1,700

8. "South Korea, perhaps."

Person selling their roommate's car for $150 because they "recently disappeared" and may be in "East Asia; South Korea, perhaps — nonetheless, his vehicle is of no further use"

9. "Speechless."

"Homemade sex doll" seemingly made of a skeleton, propped on a bed; caption says it's "hardly used anymore"

10. "No batteries required."

Scary-looking doll for sale that "has really cute laugh — no batteries"; daughter doesn't want it anymore and the dog won't stop barking at it

11. "'Garden decor' for sale on Facebook Marketplace."

Rocks that have zippers made out of mouths with teeth in the middle of them for sale on FB Marketplace

12. "Saw these 'custom' Air Forces on Facebook Marketplace."

What looks like blood on a pair of sneakers

13. "I'm afraid of this wood for sale on Facebook Marketplace."

Two planks of red oak that seem to have a scary face on them selling for $345

14. "A steal for only $25! Found on Facebook Marketplace."

A skull made out of toenails labeled "Nail art" and selling for $25

15. "Finding EXPENSIVE secondhand FOOD on Facebook Marketplace 🤢."

A pizza pie selling for $20

16. "I was out thrifting and came across this Halloween mask."

A plastic Mickey Mouse mask with hair

17. And finally, "Sylvester Stallone prop found in a thrift store."

A life-size naked Sylvester Stallone doll on its knees and attached to a cart with rope