I was perusing TikTok the other day, minding my own business, when I stumbled upon what I now consider to be the video equivalent of Pandora's box.
The TikTok had nearly 2 million likes, but it was just a girl staring at the camera with the caption, "Are you even on TikTok if you don't secretly want this man to rail you?"
This of course begged the crucial question — who does everyone on TikTok want to bone? I sprinted to the comments, where I saw multiple sexually charged references to Willy Wonka. There was also a comment from a verified account named "willywonkatiktok."
I clicked on the account, and suddenly found myself in a whirlwind of maroon jackets, top hats, abs, and crotch grabs. The subject of each video was a man dressed as Willy Wonka from the 2005 film, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
After some scrolling, I realized the specific video that the girl was referring to was the one where a very horny Wonka danced to "I Wanna Love You" by Akon ft. Snoop Dogg.
It has nearly 80 million views, 7.7 million likes, and over 500,000 comments. I think it's fair to say that people are obsessed. Very, very obsessed.
