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    18 Sex Things That Used To Be Seen As Hot, But Now People Are Saying They're A Major Turnoff

    Apparently, these do not pass the vibe check.

    We recently posted a list of sexual things that are widely conceived as "hot," but actually turn a lot of people off. The responses were wild, and lucky for you, there's a lot more where that came from. Here are 18 more stereotypically "sexy" things people think should be canceled in the bedroom:

    1. "'Oh my god, you're so huge!' 😠 This little fella is statistically average, and we both fucking know it."

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    2. "There is a trend in porn where girls are sticking their tongues out and drooling with their eyes crossed or rolled back. Total turnoff. I'm guessing it comes from anime, but it really needs to stop."


    3. "Not here to kink shame anyone into age play, but any time a woman uses a little girl voice, my penis rockets back into my body and declares an additional month of winter."


    4. "When people brag about what they can do in bed. One time, this girl I was flirting with said that she can take 12 inches. In my head, I was like 'I got 3, if you want 12 then we can do it four times, but chances are I'mma be out of breath by round two.'"


    5. "Whispering seductively. I’m hard of hearing and I have no idea what you’re saying."


    6. "Anything involving water — it's anti-lube!"


    7. "When she's biting me. That kinda hurt, man."


    8. "Graphically talking about the sex acts you did with another partner."


    9. "Exaggerated loud moaning. Completely takes me out of it. One time it was so bad, I had to actually shush the person."

    10. "My father-in-law calls my mother-in-law 'mommy.' When my wife and I were visiting and stayed in the guest room, we heard him saying 'yeah, mommy...' and my wife recoiled and whimpered as we both stared at the ceiling in horror and discomfort."


    11. "When dudes slap the girl’s face with their dick, or even worse: put it in her mouth at an angle, so it’s just kinda poking the inside of her cheek. What the fuck is that? It looks stupid, and I’m sure it feels stupid. Just fucking stop."


    12. "Spit...I’ll never understand the appeal of spitting on someone or into someone's mouth. Disgusting!"


    13. "Sucking on inanimate objects. It does nothing for me. Maybe in a cute lick a lollipop way, but giving head to a dildo does nothing for me."


    14. "I'm a gay dude. There is some obsessive fascination some people have with assholes. I find them disgusting."


    15. "Being called degrading names (whore, slut, bitch, etc.). Big no-no for me."


    16. "Domination fetishes. I'm not a fan. I like the yin-yang approach. Push and pull, give and take."


    17. "Pigtails, miniskirts, and anything schoolgirl related."

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    18. And finally, "Feet."