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This person doesn't know the meaning of "buffing up" a résumé:
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This person chose the worst line to screw up on spacing:
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This person forgot to add a few things:
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This person didn't even have a résumé:
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This person better hope that the people reading his résumé are Tupac fans:
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This person was way too honest about getting let go from every single job they've had:
7.
Hopefully, this "quick learner" learned from their mistake:
8.
This person included a subreddit (r/Superstonk) as a coding "language" they're fluent in:
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This person somehow managed to not mention any viable skills:
10.
This person essentially included drug dealing on their résumé:
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This person's résumé was a Rick Roll:
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This person should probably see a therapist:
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This person made a résumé that was "beyond" annoying:
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This person wrote a poem instead of a résumé:
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This person forgot to delete the template:
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Same with this person:
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This person didn't proaofread:
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This person somehow thought their interaction with the Dos Equis man was relevant:
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This person said, "Screw a résumé, a video game profile will do":
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This person wanted a pat on the back for using stairs:
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And finally, this person definitely did not make it happen:
