Hello all. I am back again to shit on how America botches Italian things. Today, the focus is pronunciations of Italian words. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Disney 1. Mozzarella is pronounced *gasp* "mots-a-rella", not "mots-a-rel." Getty Images There's literally an "A" at the end y'all. 2. Prosciutto is pronounced "pro-shoot-toe", not "pro-shoot." Getty Images Again, are we just gonna ignore that last vowel?! 3. Bruschetta is pronounced "broo-skeh-tta", not "broo-sheh-tta." Getty Images "Ch" is pronounced with a "k" sound in Italian. 4. Versace is pronounced "ver-sa-che", not "ver-sa-chee." Vittorio Zunino Celotto / Getty Images But truthfully this Versace dress leaves me speechless. 5. Spaghetti is pronounced "spa-gett-ee", not "spuh-geddy." Getty Images Really enunciate that "T" sound! 6. Bolognese is pronounced "bo-lo-nay-zeh", not "bo-lo-naise." Getty Images Just assume if there's an "e" at the end of the word that the word will end in the "eh" sound. 7. Here, let's practice. How do you pronounce calzone? That's right "cal-zo-neh", not "cal-zone." Getty Images Is this post condescending enough for you yet? 8. Yup, same goes for minestrone. It's pronounced "min-eh-stroh-neh", not "min-eh-strone", or "min-eh-stroh-nee." Getty Images I'm honestly not a fan of this soup, but it still deserves the respect of an accurate pronunciation. 9. Antipasto is pronounced "ahn-tee-pasto", not "anne-tee-pasto." Getty Images It's an appetizer, not a relative guys. 10. Per favore is pronounced "pehr-fa-vor-eh", not "por-fa-vor." Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF NBC Italian is not Spanish! 11. Espresso is pronounced "es-press-oh", not "ex-press-oh." Getty Images This is a miscommunication I can kinda understand. We all want our coffee as quickly as possible in the morning. 12. Buongiorno is pronounced "boo-on-giorno", not "bon-giorno." Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF @DNCE Really elongate that "o"! 13. And finally, grazie is pronounced "gra-tsee-eh", not "gra-tsee." Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Netflix "Gra-tsee-eh" for reading!