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    18 Posts That Prove You've Never Had An Original Thought

    We're all just living in a simulation.

    1. Overpacking for vacation:

    ME REGULARLY: *uses the same 3 things at home* ME PACKING FOR VACATION: I wonder if I'll need 4 French horns or 5

    Twitter: @home_halfway

    2. Awkwardly letting someone know it's time for them to leave:

    3. Rushing to put the change in your wallet while in line:

    4. Feeling like Q should be lower down:

    Q is too high up in the alphabet. I respect it but it has no place between P and R. Should be at the end with the weirdo/goth letters

    Twitter: @i_zzzzzz

    5. Your family falling apart while you play Wii:

    it’s so sad that’s kids will never know the simple pleasure of playing Wii Sports tennis on a Saturday afternoon in 2006 while you parents yell about getting a divorce in the other room

    Twitter: @natisnotlame

    6. Judging bros in Vegas:

    Dudes be like “Vegas ain’t ready for us” like Vegas ain’t ever seen 4 dudes in a Macy’s button down split a room at Golden Nugget & wait 3 hours in the club line just to drink a bud light, post a story and then lose $35 on a BlackJack table on the way back to the room

    Twitter: @thega1nz

    7. The "academically gifted" to generalized anxiety pipeline:

    Kids who grew up "academically gifted" are now anxious adults who have thousands of abandoned hobbies and spiral into self hate whenever they make basic mistakes, or they are doctors There is no in between

    Twitter: @kindofsquishy

    8. Men having ridiculously high standards:

    dudes will be like "wheres my big tiddy gf with a small waist that watches anime and plays video games but not too much and can be both my mom and my therapist" meanwhile theyre just some guy

    Twitter: @perfectsweeties

    9. Never questioning a thing Jack Black does:

    10. Late night convos at the glass table on the patio:

    A post about a glass table everyone had late night convos talking to their friends at

    11. Feeling embarrassed while holding something too big for your bag:

    Dunno why I feel shame at basic things, carrying my loaf through town cause I can’t fit it into my bag and I just feel like people are pointing going “AH HA HERE COMES LOAF BOY, YOU FUCKING STUPID BREADY GHOUL” while I just cry and scuttle away like the yeasty fool I am

    Twitter: @alexgrannelluno

    12. Not realizing you're experiencing a romantic connection until way too late:

    13. Having an irrational fear of skunks:

    children's media really made it seem like getting sprayed by a skunk and needing to take a bath in tomato juice was a when, not an if

    Twitter: @zachsilberberg

    14. Polar opposites getting married:

    There are two kinds of people. The ones that pack six days before a trip, and the ones that wake up day-of and realize they need to do a load of laundry. And they marry each other.

    Twitter: @dadmann_walking

    15. Accepting dreams as your reality in the moment:

    dream logic is so weird. you’ll be exploring an underwater shipwreck but you’ll also be like “this is the walmart that my dad owns.”

    Twitter: @mnateshyamalan

    16. Starting a full-on trilogy as a kid:

    When you were 11 did you hand-write 3 chapters of the first book of a planned trilogy and then completely forget about it until you discovered the notebook as an adult and were horrified or were you normal

    Twitter: @librarylydia

    17. Feeling like no one respects your sleep:

    i swear i'm the only person alive who respects when people are sleeping. literally nobody else gives a shit. they'll blast music, turn the lights on, decide to watch a movie on my bed, start the lawnmower, like how tf did you even get this lawnmower in my room and why

    Twitter: @squidslippers

    18. And finally, the universal struggle of being a millennial:

    H/T: r/suspiciouslyspecific