1. This person who brought half a gun shop into his local Subway:
2. This person who reads way too deeply into coffee orders:
3. This person who was so threatened by a meme, they felt the need to brag about their military experience:
4. This person who couldn't help but mention their "size and physical presence":
5. This person who was probably the only person to have this take:
6. This person who should find another hobby besides punching things:
7. This person who enjoys wearing death threats on the back of his T-shirt:
8. This person who wants to "square up":
9. This person who doesn't have a place in heaven or hell:
10. This person whose masculinity DEFINITELY isn't fragile:
11. This person who thinks "nerd" is an effective insult:
12. This person who felt the need to list his height and weight stats (which are likely fake):
13. And finally, this person who considers getting vaccinated to be "beta behavior":
