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    Updated on May 3, 2019. Posted on Apr 28, 2019

    21 Absolutely Savage Things People Have Said In Fights With Their Significant Others

    "I know I'm just a Fleshlight to you."

    We recently asked members of the BuzzFeed Community to tell us the most wild thing they've ever said to a significant other during a fight. Here are the words they can never take back:

    1. "I have no idea who's running hell right now as you walk this earth."

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    2. “Why don't you call me when your hairline comes back?"

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    3. "I told my ex that I shouldn’t have to raise our son and him as well."

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    4. "My boyfriend at the time was trying to get me to quit smoking by adding, 'you would if you loved me.' I was so pissed off that I replied, 'your father hasn’t quit, how much does he love you?!' Needless to say, it didn’t work out."

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    5. “I know I’m just a Fleshlight to you.”

    6. "I once called my boyfriend a gargoyle."

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    7. "My husband and I are huge fans of The Office. During an argument I told him that he acts like a Jim but he’s really a Ryan."

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    8. "I was arguing with my husband about doing the dishes and picking up his clothes and in the heat of the moment I yelled 'I'm definitely not having sex with you tonight because you made me sound like my mother!'"

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    9. "I’d have better conversations with Hannibal Lecter than I do with you."

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    10. "To my ex-husband: 'This relationship has run its course. You disgust me.'"

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    11. "I told a guy I was seeing he could be the poster child for premature ejaculation."

    12. "In the middle of a fight I said 'I love you, but I don’t like you at all right now.'”

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    13. "I spoke with my ex in Linkin Park lyrics for an entire day. Here are a few examples: 'Let me take back my life,' 'I'd rather be all alone,' 'Sometimes I need you to stay away from me,' 'This is the last smile that I'll fake for the sake of being with you.'"

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    14. "'I regret meeting you and I regret marrying you.' Clearly, we are now divorced..."

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    15. "My ex and I were fighting and she said I was gonna make her cry and my only response was 'can’t find the place in my heart to care.'”

    16. “In case you didn’t notice, I left you on read.”

    17. "I told my Catholic college boyfriend, 'thank God I don’t have to convert now' during our last fight."

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    18. "I screamed, 'you can't handle the fact that you're average, so you have to go find girls who will lie to you about it!' at my ex after I found out he had cheated multiple times."

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    19. "I called him a bootleg Chicken Little cause he had the friggin' glasses and it was too easy."

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    20. "I told my ex that the next time I saw him I was going to 'rip his balls off and shove them down his throat.' In my defense, he was cheating on me with his ex-girlfriend."

    And finally, this good samaritan...

    21. "I once told my boyfriend that I was doing a service to all other women by dating him so no one else would have to put up with his bullshit. I’m still doing this service – you are welcome ladies."

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    Some submissions have been edited for length and clarity.

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