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    26 People Who Were Way Too Horny While Making Lunch

    Worms for brains.

    1. This person who made a sandwich that kinda resembled a vagina:

    I made the illegal sandwich from teenagers

    2. This person who just had to notice that the peanut butter on their knife looked like a penis:

    My scoop of peanut butter looks like a penis. from mildlypenis

    3. This person whose kiwi was vulva-esque:

    This kiwi looks like a vagina from mildlyinteresting

    4. This person whose cashew was happy to see them:

    My cashew looks like a penis from mildlyinteresting

    5. This person who better not do anything with this steak except eat it:

    This steak looks like a vagina. from mildlyinteresting

    6. This person who probably made this Cheeto feel really embarrassed:

    This Cheeto that looks like a penis from mildlyinteresting

    7. This person who couldn't get over the yonic appearance of their dried apricot:

    This apricot looked like a vagina. from mildlyinteresting

    8. This person who found a mushroom that looked a lot like Michelangelo's David:

    Some mushrooms during dinner from mildlypenis

    9. This person who probably happily dug into their sweet potato after taking this picture:

    This sweet potato. from mildlyvagina

    10. This person who was really passionate about making "sausages":

    My bf is getting into hot dog and sausage making. This was his first attempt to stuff one. from mildlypenis

    11. This person whose dinner probably got cold because they stared at this piece of pasta for so long:

    this piece of pasta from mildlyvagina

    12. This person whose imperfect produce was perfect for them:

    Irregular for your pleasure from mildlypenis

    13. This person whose bread looks more like a Georgia O'Keeffe painting:

    I started following this sub just so I could share this lmao from mildlyvagina

    14. This person who was very ecstatic about their mini apple discovery:

    Don't bite it you sinner from mildlypenis

    15. This person whose favorite part of the cake is the middle:

    Cheesecake with Chocolate covered Stawbarrys in the center from mildlyvagina

    16. This person who made not one, but four penis lattes:

    The famous 4 from mildlypenis

    17. This person whose cake was so pretty, it ALMOST distracted from the fact that it looked like a vagina:

    This deliciously moist cake from mildlyvagina

    18. This person who couldn't wait to slap this on the grill:

    Johnny Knoxville is helping us from mildlypenis

    19. This person who loved their yonic piece of chicken so much, they thought it was worth $20,000:

    Fried Chicken from mildlyvagina

    20. This person whose phallic pepper was a little too detailed:

    Pepper w pubes, penis & testies from mildlypenis

    21. And this person who's quite possibly the yellow pepper person's soulmate:

    This tomato from mildlyvagina

    22. This person who hopefully didn't lick their cone in public:

    This chocolate dipped cone🍦 from mildlypenis

    23. This person who couldn't believe this WAS butter:

    Rich buttery taste from mildlyvagina

    24. This person who sucked a little too hard on their popsicle:

    Penis ice cream from mildlypenis

    25. This person who found a titillating Taki:

    This Fuego Taki from mildlyvagina

    26. And this person who somehow made mayonnaise look even less appetizing than it already is:

    The way my mayonnaise came out... from mildlypenis

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