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My favorite's gouda!
Most quotable line: "Glen Coco? Four for you, Glen Coco! You go, Glen Coco!"
Honorable mention: "Oh my god, Danny DeVito! I love your work!"
Most quotable line: "Tina, eat. Eat the food!"
Honorable mention: "Give me some of your tots!"
Most quotable line: "They named it 'San Diego,' which of course, in German, means 'a whale's vagina.'"
Honorable mention: "I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?"
Most quotable line: "My favorite's gouda!"
Honorable mention: “Heels are a male invention designed to make a woman’s butt look smaller. And to make it harder to run away.”
Most quotable line: "I know how to fence and you don't? Or, I have class and you don't? Take your pick."
Honorable mention: "Right down the middle? Right down the middle."
Most quotable line: "I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my squishy."
Honorable mention: "Oh, look at me! I'm gonna touch the butt."
Most quotable line: "What is this? A center for ANTS!?"
Honorable mention: "I think I'm getting the black lung, pop."
Most quotable line: "Santa! Oh my god! Santa's coming! I know him! I know him!"
Honorable mention: "So good news, I saw a dog today!"
Most quotable line: "We can san stay up late swapping manly stories, and in the morning...I'm making waffles."
Honorable mention: "Don't die, Shrek. And if you see any long tunnels, stay away from the light!"
Most quotable line: "Ugh, as if!"
Honorable mention: "You're a virgin who can't drive."
Most quotable line: "That's so funny. The last time I heart that, I laughed so hard, I fell off my dinosaur."
Honorable mention: “Maybe someday we could become friends. Friends who ride majestic, translucent steeds, shooting flaming arrows across the bridge of Hemdale.”
Most quotable line: "You probably get this a lot. This isn't the real Caesar's Palace is it?"
Honorable mention: "It's not a purse. It's a sachel. Besides, Indiana Jones has one."
Most quotable line: "Chicka-chicka, yeah, fake ID, fake ID."
Honorable mention: "No one’s gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since ‘Nam.”
Most quotable line: "If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball."
Honorable mention: "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood."
Most quotable line: "Great success!"
Honorable mention: "My wife is dead?….High five!"
Most quotable line: "Throw me a frickin' bone here."
Honorable mention: "It's Dr. Evil, I didn't spend six years in Evil Medical School to be called 'mister,' thank you very much."
Most quotable line: "Oh, I'm like the crypt keeper!"
Honorable mention: "Get away, you clone freak!"
Most quotable line: "If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis."
Honorable mention: "Mr. Madison, what you've just said was one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."