We recently posted a list of things women learned about men for the very first time once they moved in with their boyfriends. It was quite humorous, and even more women chimed in in the comments with their own stories. Here are 18 more things women had no idea about until they lived with a man:
1."I learned that sometimes when a man is very, very hungover, he will take a sad sitting-down shower. I discovered my fiancé sitting on the shower floor like a drowned Snuffleupagus."
2."My ex-boyfriend used to fart in his sleep and his facial expression looked like it hurt — I would die laughing."
4."My husband likes to leave the bottle of cleaner and the dirty rag he used to clean the kitchen right on the counter after he’s done. I can’t decide if that’s his way of letting me know he cleaned, or if he genuinely doesn’t know where it gets put away."
5."Sitting on the toilet, pooping, and eating something at the same time!! My brother-in-law does that!!"
6."I learned that guys don’t wipe after they pee, which seems fuckin' gross to me. At least pat it dry, so you’re not swinging droplets of piss around in your pants? I asked my ex to do it if he ever expected a BJ or to take a shower before asking, because I wasn't going near his pee-speckled dick."
7."One thing I learned about my husband after we got our own place is that he likes to start projects, but doesn’t always finish them. There are always random electronics and other things scattered around our place waiting to be finished or fixed."
8."When I moved in with my boyfriend, I noticed he would always sit down to pee. I asked him about it and told him I thought men always stood while peeing. He said he sits down because it’s the courteous thing to do since we share a bathroom. I appreciated that, so now I side-eye any of these posts about pee on the rim or floor. Men…do better."
9."I was never aware how fast — and by fast, I mean lighting-speed — men could change from jeans into sweatpants. It's like you see him 'acceptably' dressed and within the blink of an eye, he's wearing sweats. Gets me every time."
10."He can wiggle his penis. You know how some people can wiggle their ears, or just the tip of their nose? If we're laying around in bed, he sometimes 'waves' at me."
13."Despite his balding hair, he insists on buying volumizing shampoo. Babe, that's not going to fix it."
14."My wife learned that I cannot poop and hold a conversation at the same time. If I'm on the porcelain throne, then I demand solitude. I will not answer inanities like whether my blue shirt needs a wash or the kitchen is on fire."
16."My husband will turn on the bedroom AC to its coldest setting and then pile three heavy blankets on top of himself. Then complain that it's too hot."
What's a shocking "male secret" you learned when you moved in with a guy? Let us know in the comments for a chance to be featured in a BuzzFeed Community post!
