Going jean shopping takes courage.
It requires both mental...
... And physical strength.
Sometimes it makes you wonder who in the hell is designing these things.
Heck, sometimes it makes you question your entire existence.
And that's if the store even has your size.
If they DO have your size, chances are it won't even fit right.
When you fail, you feel like trash.
And when you succeed, you feel like you're on top of the world.
But the high of a good purchase never seems to last long.
The horrors of jean shopping do not discriminate.
Pretty much everyone would rather do just about anything else.
Including buying everything EXCEPT jeans.
Some people don't bother doing it at all, and TBH they're the smart ones.
Because they know that any time you try to buy jeans your self esteem is pretty much guaranteed to plummet.
In conclusion, everyone hates it, so we should all just give up and embrace literally ANY other type of pants.