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Give me the confidence of a man armed with Wikipedia trying to explain history to a historian.
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Lord give me the confidence of the guy tweeting at his potential employer about how he knows nothing about their business
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Lord please give me the confidence of someone who applies lipstick without a mirror
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Give me the confidence of a hotel that thinks I've turned on the TV to learn more about it.
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MY EX GOT A NEW PHONE AND ASKED ME TO RE-SEND PICS. LORD GIVE ME THE CONFIDENCE OF A MAN.
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give me the confidence of a high school lax bro from maryland
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Lord, give me the confidence of a poet who tattoos lines they plagiarized on their own arm
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Lord, give me the confidence of a mediocre white woman listening to Lizzo
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Lord, give me the confidence of a child who wears a Harry Potter costume to a Baptist fall festival.
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Dear Jesus, give me the confidence of people who shit at full volume in public restrooms
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give me the confidence of an opening band telling the crowd to stick around for the headliner
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Lord give me the confidence of a person who thinks they can win a social media flame war against Cardi B.
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lord, give me the confidence of one in eight men https://t.co/eOa9xOawqx
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god give me the confidence of those who comment on articles without reading beyond the headline amen
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Lord, give me the confidence of this guy on Instagram who has 620 followers and a bio that says, "Open to partnerships with brands."
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Give me the confidence of a Hinge boy that replies this after a month and a half. Thank u, no
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Give me the confidence of a recruiter asking me to leave my full time job for a temporary position on the other side of the country.
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please Lord, give me the confidence of a small town car dealership commercial
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bro someone give me the confidence of this girl in my 10 person round table advanced seminar who sits lit rally right next to the professor and proceeds to sleep for 2! out of the 2.5 hour class