Sorry, But If You Don't Like These 17 Posts, You're Probably Not A Feminist

Witches, unite!

1. This witch who took "show some skin" to a whole other level:

As a food working kitchen witch, I applaud this. from WitchesVsPatriarchy

2. This witch who really said astrology > religion:

*sips tea* from WitchesVsPatriarchy

3. This honorary dad witch who believed in magic:

My Dad died last night. He taught me how to apply Feminism and activism to my daily life. He was as much a Witch as we are. This is a picture of him in 1980 telling me sea glass is lucky, something he made up, but that I believe with all my heart. I need your lights to help me guide him home. from WitchesVsPatriarchy

4. This witch who said what we're all thinking about you-know-who:

democracy diva @democracydiva

Mark Zuckerberg created a website to rank his female classmates by their appearance and it ended up destroying democracy, in case you're wondering about the consequences of toxic masculinity

08:50 PM - 28 May 2020

Twitter: @democracydiva

5. These witches who are all perfect models of feminism:

What is feminism to you? from WitchesVsPatriarchy

6. This witch who told her teacher to STFU in the best way possible:

Alex Bertulis-Fernandes @alexbertanades

Last week one of my art teachers suggested I 'dial down the feminism.' Today I showed him my newest piece:

07:17 PM - 07 Feb 2018

Twitter: @alexbertanades

7. This Disney character who's actually an iconic witch:

Madame Bonfamille was life goals before I ever knew what life goals were from WitchesVsPatriarchy

8. These witches who celebrated safe, free, and legal abortion in their country:

In a few minutes we'll have Legal, Safe and Free Abortion in Argentina! I'm celebrating! WE ARE THE DAUGHTER OF THE WITCHES YOU COULD NOT BURN! from WitchesVsPatriarchy

9. This witch who exercised her bodily autonomy with pride:

FINALLY!! I got my tubes removed and I’m on official eccentric-witchy-aunt duty forever. Please send some good vibes cause I’m in a lotta pain. But I couldn’t be happier. from WitchesVsPatriarchy

10. This witch who made one stupid man very uncomfortable:

Alice “Big Al” Moran @Alice_Moran

A man just asked, “Hey red - does the carpet match the drapes?” So I lied and I said I didn’t understand what he was asking. Then he AKWARDLY TRIED TO EXPLAIN HIS SHITTY SEXUAL COMMENT. And as he did he got all embarrassed and ashamed. Can I buy this feeling as a drug???

09:42 PM - 07 Aug 2018

Twitter: @Alice_Moran

11. This witch who spat facts:

Doth @DothTheDoth

Remember, you can disappear into the woods whenever you want. You’re an adult.

12:10 AM - 02 Apr 2020

Twitter: @DothTheDoth

12. This witch (Carrie Fisher) who had no patience for mansplaining:

Carrie is still a legend, wherever she is. 💚 from WitchesVsPatriarchy

13. And this witch (Lily Tomlin) who advised her fellow witches to never smile for a man:

She's got a point 🤷 from WitchesVsPatriarchy

14. This witch who schooled a total dumbass:

Finally found the Devil’s doorbell from WitchesVsPatriarchy

15. This stone-cold witch who held a man's head like a trophy:

Medusa holding Perseus’ head. Added to my local park during pandemic. Thought it fit here. from WitchesVsPatriarchy

16. These witches who noted that you can appreciate herbal medicine AND be pro-vax:

Felt like the vibe of this sub (found on r/tumblr) from WitchesVsPatriarchy

17. And finally, this witch who proved that witchiness is not exclusive to women:

🤷‍♀️ from WitchesVsPatriarchy

H/T: r/WitchesVsPatriarchy.