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    15 People Who Have A Lot To Learn About Food

    Oh boy.

    1. This person who just made my Bubbie from Brooklyn roll over in her grave.

    Apparently this is how my husband eats his bagels?!? from mildlyinfuriating

    2. This person who I'm willing to buy a year's supply of milk for if they agree to never do this again.

    Thanks, I hate how my friend eats oreos. from TIHI

    3. This person who helped themselves to a slice of cake the size — and shape — of Mount Everest.

    I spent the better part of Friday making this s'more cake from scratch. This is how my husband cut himself a piece. from TrollXChromosomes

    4. This person who chopped an avocado like they were playing a game of Fruit Ninja.

    Why!?!?!?!? from facepalm

    5. This person whose phobia of pizza crust has gone too far.

    This is how my husband eats pizza. from mildlyinfuriating

    6. This person who eats Pop-Tarts in the greediest way I've ever seen.

    How my friend eats pop tarts from mildlyinfuriating

    7. This person who's just plain F'ed up.

    How my friend eats pizza from awfuleverything

    8. This person who has no respect for symmetry.

    The real strain of quarantine is having to see daily how my husband cuts his sandwich. from mildlyinfuriating

    9. This person who has lost their rolling pin privileges.

    How my husband eats his sandwiches. He swears they taste better. from shittyfoodporn

    10. This person who obviously didn't ask if anyone else wanted some cantaloupe too.

    How my husband cut the cantaloupe. from mildlyinfuriating

    11. This person who is good at digging holes, but terrible at eating ice cream.

    This is how my husband eat ice cream. from mildlyinfuriating

    12. This person who is somehow unaware that Kit Kats do not taste good unless the rectangles are eaten individually.

    How my boyfriend eats a Kit-Kat from mildlyinfuriating

    13. This person who hopefully sees a therapist.

    How my kids eat an Easter bunny. You bet your ass I sleep with one eye open. from daddit

    14. This person who eats kiwis like a damn animal.

    Thanks, I hate how my friend eats kiwis. from TIHI

    15. And this person who committed the greatest food crime of all.

    How my husband eats string cheese from mildlyinfuriating

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