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    15 People Who Have A Lot To Learn About Food

    Oh boy.

    1. This person who just made my Bubbie from Brooklyn roll over in her grave.

    2. This person who I'm willing to buy a year's supply of milk for if they agree to never do this again.

    3. This person who helped themselves to a slice of cake the size — and shape — of Mount Everest.

    4. This person who chopped an avocado like they were playing a game of Fruit Ninja.

    5. This person whose phobia of pizza crust has gone too far.

    6. This person who eats Pop-Tarts in the greediest way I've ever seen.

    7. This person who's just plain F'ed up.

    8. This person who has no respect for symmetry.

    9. This person who has lost their rolling pin privileges.

    10. This person who obviously didn't ask if anyone else wanted some cantaloupe too.

    11. This person who is good at digging holes, but terrible at eating ice cream.

    12. This person who is somehow unaware that Kit Kats do not taste good unless the rectangles are eaten individually.

    13. This person who hopefully sees a therapist.

    14. This person who eats kiwis like a damn animal.

    15. And this person who committed the greatest food crime of all.