14 Things You Probably Won't Understand If You're A Healthy Pooper

    You're reading this on the toilet, aren't you?

    Daniella Emanuel
    by Daniella Emanuel

    BuzzFeed Staff

    1. Having a trusty crew of poop problem friends who you feel comfortable commiserating with in dire times.

    @naomi_skye02

    please get this on stomach problems tiktok @jennagreen25 #ibd #ibs #stomachproblems #ulcers #endoscopy

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    2. Succumbing to the horror of the public restroom because you truly have no choice.

    Deion | SeeReax @SeeReax

    When you hate pooping in public restrooms but them tacos from earlier ain't givin you no options

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    3. Praying that one day every bathroom will be equipped with a Squatty Potty.

    4. Reminiscing about the days when you didn't have diarrhea 75% of the time.

    blaine capatch @blainecapatch

    thinking about Freaky Fridaying with my 7yo so i can have a healthy poop and get a good night's sleep for a change

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    5. Mastering getting ready on the toilet because your bowels don't give a damn that you've got places to be.

    6. Waiting patiently for a poop you're sure is going to come, only for it to stand you up like a Tinder date.

    what the literal fck @luvvofquidditch

    Me with my undiagnosed IBS after a long day of anxiety and 2 cups of coffee

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    7. Constantly trying to balance your professional life and your bathroom life.

    8. Experiencing a poop so painful that you had to shed all your clothes and pray to the heavens you'd make it out alive.

    Jay @_jayvilla00

    @quenblackwell Almost killed me last night. You know it’s bad when you end up naked on the toilet....

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    9. Eating certain foods despite the full knowledge that they'll have you glued to the toilet in a couple hours.

    10. Pleading with an unexpectedly monstrous poop for it to flush when you're using a friend's bathroom.

    Ke Hloka Dithapelo 🙏 @mactonalt

    Me begging my poop to flush when I'm at someone else house.🙆

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    11. Doing everything in your power to not reach the final stage of "the poop walk."

    12. Never knowing when your poop schedule will suddenly switch on you.

    anta lalakam 🖤🌿 @antalalakam

    Having an identity crisis bc i used to be an evening pooper but now I'm a morning pooper

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    13. Being hit with a round two right when you thought you had taken care of business.

    14. And reaching a point where you don't really care if people know that you're pooping all the time, because hey, that's your truth.

    TrïshBïsh™ @TheSuccuBish

    Do not ask what I am doing unless you are prepared to have me reply "Pooping".

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