17 Bosses Who Hopefully Have Impostor Syndrome, Because They Should NOT Be In Positions Of Power

I give everyone who works for these people permission to "call in sick."

1. This boss who tried to validate overworking their employees in the weirdest way:

This got posted by my boss right after they mandated mandatory 6 day, 11 hr work days… from antiwork

2. This boss who definitely just made up "theft of electricity":

One of a seemingly endless series of unreasonable notes left by my boss. It’s great here. from mildlyinfuriating

"Theft of electricity" my ass.

3. This boss who's absolutely soulless:

texted my boss i couldnt make it in today from ABoringDystopia

4. This boss who really said, "COVID who?"

Someone at my job tested positive for covid, I just contracted a cold. This is how my manager responds to asking for sick time off from mildlyinfuriating

5. This boss who was too little, too late with their kind words:

My boss fired me for taking one of my paid sick days. I worked there for 6 years. Next day she said i could continue working there if i took on more hours and stopped asking for a raise. I didnt respond. I got this message after I showed up to return my key and get my stuff. My new job pays better. from antiwork

6. This boss who added hours onto their employees' workday:

I work at a small coffee shop. My boss just absent-mindedly poured unroasted beans into a batch of roasted ones. Here's us separating 10,000 beans...by hand. from Wellthatsucks

7. This boss who shouldn't have even bothered with this "gift":

After receiving a $50 gift card for Walmart as a Christmas gift from my boss, I was happy until I saw that it had been deducted from my paycheck. from mildlyinfuriating

8. Same with this boss:

My Christmas gift from my boss. Fortune 500 company. No Christmas bonus, post it notes, 2 pieces of chocolate, pen, jeans one day. from mildlyinfuriating

9. This boss who might as well be charging their customers for breathing:

My boss decided to up the price of our previously free water.... from iamatotalpieceofshit

10. This boss who has no empathy for animals:

Today my boss had me move a bird nest that was in a house under construction, the babies will die from Wellthatsucks

11. This boss who apparently doesn't listen:

Made my boss a custom water bottle and told him to hand wash it. He put it in the dishwasher. from mildlyinfuriating

12. This boss didn't seem to consider the fact that someone else might want a slice of pie:

So I bring a pecan pie to work. By noon it was missing. Found it a few hours later in my boss's office. [Crosspost from r/Funny] from Wellthatsucks

13. This boss who is HURTING MY BRAIN:

This is how my boss decided to organize our color chips from mildlyinfuriating

14. This boss who is outrageously stingy:

Came to work to find that my boss threw away everyone’s desks and replaced them with dressers, a sheet of glass, and saddle chairs. from mildlyinfuriating

15. This boss who needs a better accountant...and some empathy:

Got a significant raise a few days ago. Boss messaged me today. from Wellthatsucks

16. This boss who blatantly disregards their employee's peanut allergy:

I'm allergic to peanuts, which is well known in my office. EVERY TIME my one boss gets dessert (even for *my* birthday), she gets peanut... from Wellthatsucks

17. And this boss who needs to give this employee a MASSIVE raise:

My boss gave me a coffee... from Wellthatsucks