16 Hospitals That I Probably Wouldn't Even Go To If There Was An Emergency

Please don't call an ambulance.

1. This hospital with the most morbid windows I've ever seen:

These coffin-shaped door windows in this hospital from CrappyDesign

2. This children's hospital that looks like it has blood trails going down the hallways:

This is not a crime scene, but an hospital hallway... from CrappyDesign

3. This hospital that's putting out mixed messages:

"Join hands" to make hospitals "infection free" from CrappyDesign

4. This hospital that serves "willie water":

So the hospital is called Willis-Knighton. They really couldn't come up with a better name for this water?.... from CrappyDesign

5. This hospital that was probably hurting people more than it was helping:

This hyper-realistic mural in a hospital hallway had to be painted over because people kept running into it (xpost from /r/RVA) from CrappyDesign

6. And this hospital that better pray it doesn't have a fire:

Pointless stairs found at the National Children’s Hospital from CrappyDesign

7. Same with this one:

This fire alarm sign in the hospital I’m in with no actual alarm. from CrappyDesign

8. This hospital that's signage would only be helpful for a patient with colorblindness:

Spotted in a hospital from CrappyDesign

9. This hospital that expects patients to just flip through 40+ channels until they find an episode of Friends:

Hospital tv remote. No way to input channel numbers. No guide. Just endless flipping through 40+ channels. from CrappyDesign

10. And this hospital that doesn't give a crap if their patients can even see the TV:

This hospital room TV placement... from CrappyDesign

11. This hospital that really chose the wrong image for their "urine collection instructions":

Found in the hospital bathroom. Just catch it in your hands! from CrappyDesign

12. This hospital with sink knobs that don't even turn the right way:

This hospital sink in our room. All the maternity rooms are like this. Staff said this hospital was new, clearly poorly renovated. from CrappyDesign

13. This hospital that has a "scissor" sign that looks A LOT like something else:

In hospital. These are supposed to be surgical scissors. from CrappyDesign

14. This hospital that requires their patients to stick their hands in the trash in order to get some hand sanitizer:

Just stick your hand in the trash for a little sanitizer ... at a hospital no less from CrappyDesign

15. This hospital that better hope someone who needs a handrail doesn't come down this walkway:

This is a hospital. The handrail on the second floor faces the wrong way. It was installed like that 20 years ago today. from CrappyDesign

16. And this hospital that is absolutely fucked if they have an electrical issue:

The server room in a hospital from mildlyinfuriating

h/t r/CrappyDesign