So when the following video popped up on my TikTok, I was disturbed — but not surprised — by the latest "realization" making its way around social media. To sum it up, people are saying that avocado tastes like "clean" penis.
I put quotes around "clean" because...is anyone else troubled by the fact that this distinction needed to be made?!
But I digress. If you clicked on this post because you've never tasted a penis before and you wanted my personal input, you're shit out of luck. I am very single and it has been a long time since "clean penis" was on the menu. My memory is terrible and the only avocado I have is obviously a rotten one I bought three weeks ago that I'm too lazy to throw out.
All I know is one of the two doesn't taste great and often ends with something that tastes even worse. The other is the key ingredient in guacamole (😍), so I'd prefer for these gustatory experiences to not be conflated.
In order to find the original source of this chaos, I had to do a little digging.