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    17 Of The Best Reactions To Apple Saying Their "Apple Card" Shouldn't Touch Leather Or Denim

    Seems like the perfect time for corduroys to have a comeback.

    Apple has officially opened applications for an early release of the Apple Card — the company's new titanium credit card.

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    It's shiny and beautiful and has the card owner's name LASER-ETCHED into the surface.

    But as with all good things in this cruel world, there's apparently a catch. Apple released a guide to cleaning the card that advises against putting it in contact with denim or leather to avoid discoloration. AKA your wallet or jean pocket.

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    As per usual, people are not amused and are taking to Twitter to make fun of the guidelines. Here are some of the best tweets about the Apple Card:

    1.

    “Hello! I’m here to pay with my Apple Card!” https://t.co/eKygmwx6dF

    2.

    Do not look directly at Apple Card. Do not speak to Apple Card. Do not denigrate Apple Card in Its Holy Presence. When not in use, Apple Card should be returned to a uniformly lit white cube containing only a British man softly repeating al-lu-min-ee-um. https://t.co/GA1RDb3SvV

    3.

    @Istari_Spartan @appleinsider @Apple Don't feed it after midnight. Don't get it wet.

    4.

    @appleinsider @Apple Avoid contact with denim?

    5.

    @appleinsider @Apple .@Apple says clean Apple Card with an essential oils-soaked citrus peel and store it in a climate-controlled vault accessible only by those who solve the riddle of the Sphinx

    6.

    The best way to protect your titanium Apple Card. #OneMoreThing

    7.

    "Don’t put the Apple Card in your wallet. Hang in a floating glass frame in a dimly lit, year round 70 degree, humidity controlled location. No flash photography please." https://t.co/HQXceki4Qf

    8.

    Protip: keep you #apple card safe from gross denim and leather by tucking in between your buttcheeks

    9.

    @appleinsider @Apple “Hello! I I am here to pay with my Apple Card!”

    10.

    @erigion *adds Apple Card to cart* Apple checkout: “would you like to add jean-and-leather proof holographic coating to the card? Only +$129”

    11.

    I will clean my allergic son, Apple Card Mac, every night before putting him to sleep in his non-leather, non-denim bed. https://t.co/PvYjGc3TNa

    12.

    @verge You have to treat the Apple Card like my great aunt treated her couch in the 1960s.

    13.

    I got a new outfit for use with my Apple Card. https://t.co/7wPKRRP8pg

    14.

    @appleinsider @Apple Apple to release “Apple Card Cloth” in 2020. $789.

    15.

    @appleinsider @Apple Apple went on to state that this won’t be a problem once we’ve all purchased our new Apple jeans and Apple billfolds.

    16.

    @appleinsider @Apple I knew these pants would come in handy

    17.

    @appleinsider @Apple In other news, Apple Watch series 4 should not come in contact with oxygen or sweat.

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