11 Signs You're Going Through Serial Withdrawal

Spoiler-Free. The only thing ruined is your commute.

1. You spend hours listening to the deafening silence in your earbuds.

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How long has it been? A day? A year?

2. Everyone in your life starts to feel like a potential suspect.

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What are they hiding?

3. You've stopped trusting Jays.

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All. Jays.

4. You've spent your life savings on high-fives.

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Those delivery fees add up.

5. You're starting to regret torching all of your Welcome To Night Vale merchandise.

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Now you'll never make Eternal Scout.

6. Your shovel collection is spotless.

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And you didn't even ask anyone to help you.

7. You're actually caught up on This American Life

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Who crams three stories into a single hour? What is this—a podcast from World War II?

8. You're drunk-dialing random prisons.

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Some of those guys actually have some pretty cool stories. Want to know how to make cigarettes out of toilet paper and the eyelashes of someone named "Crying Matthew?"

9. You've been living in the air ducts at WBEZ.

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It's nice. They have a Keurig.

10. You're leading an expedition to capture the Mail Kimp

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All you need is six hearty men of character who can hold their brandy and provide their own sled dogs.

11. You've stepped foot in a Best Buy since 2009.

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Even if you just needed to make a quick call. Wake us when it's Season 2.

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