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Which Fictional Company Should You Work For?
Welcome to the Gringott's family. Your loyalty, team spirit and skill with numbers make you a perfect candidate. Not to mention your goblin-esque features. Fortius Quo Fidelius! (Harry Potter series)
Welcome aboard, Mr. Manager! You enjoy being your own boss, and running the show. When the skins are down, remember, "There is money in the Banana Stand!" (Arrested Development)
Hi. Welcome to Dunder Mifflin Paper Products, where our unofficial motto is “diversity Tomorrow, because today is almost over.” Your self-effacing humor and general likability make you a perfect fit for our sales team. (The Office US TV series)
Bienvenido a Los Pollos Hermanos! Your commitment to the team and and trustworthiness make you a valuable member of our enterprise. Just remember our motto: "Some chicken, no rats." Comprende? (Breaking Bad)
Welcome, recruit. Your passion for fitness and crafts make you a perfect fit for our rapidly expanding team. First rule of the Paper Street Soap Company is talk about us, we need the publicity. You are not your job, but we do expect you to turn up. This is your shift, and it's ending one minute at a time. (Fight Club)
Welcome to Prestige… Worldwide… wide… wide… wide. The first name in entertainment, management, financial portfolios, insurance, computers, black leather gloves, precision development, and security. Your motivation and public speaking skills make a natural born member of the team. We’re here to fuck shit up, and now, so are you. (Step Brothers)
Welcome to Monsters, Inc. Your love of humour and working in a pair means you'll fit right in. We scare because we care, and we laugh because we... laugh.
Congratulations, and welcome. You're creative and mostly drunk, so you'll fit right in here at Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce. You'll find the employee manual half way down the nearest bottle of scotch. (Mad Men)
You love chocolate at don't take yourself too seriously, so you'll be right at home here at Wonka Industries. Our slogan is ""What will he think of next?" which is where you come in. I'm out of ideas. Just promise me you won't eat anything... (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory)
You're passionate about world peace and aren't afraid of the action, but let'd face it, you got the job because you're good looking. Welcome aboard. Fix me a scotch. (Iron Man)
Welcome to Umbrella. We've got you covered, except in case of a zombie plague, then you're on your own. To be fair, you probably caused it. (Resident Evil)
Welcome to Wayne Enterprises. Your love of justice and fearlessness make you a great addition to the team. Sorry but Mr. Wayne couldn't be here to greet you personally. You'll find the Applied Science Division in the basement. (Batman)
Welcome, your ability to keep a secret and commitment to the company above all make you a perfect fit. Your body is now the property of the Weyland-Yutani Corporation. Literally. We legally own you. Other than that, try the lunch special. You'll find it easy on the stomach. (Alien series)
Welcome to Wolfram & Hart, attorneys at law. You're a good liar and can keep a secret, which is exactly what we need. You might see some odd things while you're here, but stay quiet and we'll all live to see tomorrow. Just don't ask to meet the senior partners. (Angel TV Series)
Welcome to Cyberdyne. Your single-minded commitment to technological advancement is just what we are looking for. Give us your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle, and you can get started. Your contract may be terminated at any time as we approach judgement day, so keep your affairs in order. (The Terminator series)
Your dogged pursuit of the truth and ability to do good above all make you a perfect fit for our team. Welcome to the Daily Planet, today's news for the city of tomorrow. As long as the news has to do with what Superman did yesterday. (Superman)
Welcome to Ghostbusters, fellow fan of science! We ain't afraid of no ghosts, but we are afraid of grammar, Zool, and talking to girls. Seriously though, who ya gonna call? The answer is almost always an ambulance.
Welcome to Pierce and Pierce. Your need to fit in, and appreciation for the finer things in life put you in good company. As a Vice President, you'll be in charge of mergers and acquisitions. Please ensure all videotapes are returned by 8am. No, we can't get you a table at Dorsia. (American Psycho)