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The Worst Movie Quotes Of 2014

“I'm a fat ballerina who takes scalps and slits throats!”

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1. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Drain every ounce of sense while you're at it.
Paramount

Drain every ounce of sense while you're at it.

2. 3 Days To Kill

I'll just have chips, thanks.
Relativity Media

I'll just have chips, thanks.

3. Blended

Not the best euphemism, since 'frigging' is also a sexual swear word, and not the kind of one you want in a sentence with 'Mom'.
Warner Bros.

Not the best euphemism, since 'frigging' is also a sexual swear word, and not the kind of one you want in a sentence with 'Mom'.

4.

Terror flaps.
Lionsgate

Terror flaps.

5.

That would make a great horror movie, to be fair.
Paramount

That would make a great horror movie, to be fair.

6. A Winter's Tale

No.
Warner Bros.

No.

7. Left Behind

The Nicolas Cage my mother talked about would never do something like this.
Entertainment One

The Nicolas Cage my mother talked about would never do something like this.

8. Atlas Shrugged: Part III

Nope, not a typo.
Twentieth Century Fox

Nope, not a typo.

9. A Haunted House 2

Open Road

10. Vampire Academy

Especially in a sentence that is a tired cliché.
Entertainment One

Especially in a sentence that is a tired cliché.

11. Interstellar

Love, and Matthew McConaughey naked playing bongos.
Warner Bros.

Love, and Matthew McConaughey naked playing bongos.

12. Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit

That's unpossible!
Paramount

That's unpossible!

13. Hercules: The Legend Begins

Sweet, sweet poetry.
Millenium Films

Sweet, sweet poetry.

14. The Expendables 3

What you did there, I see it.
Lionsgate

What you did there, I see it.

15. The Amazing Spider-Man 2

BIRTHDAY CANDLES?! Them's fighting words.
Sony

BIRTHDAY CANDLES?! Them's fighting words.

If you can think of any more, add them below!