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This Is What It's Like To Watch The New "Star Wars" Teaser For The First Time

Something, something, awakens.

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Trying to watch the new Star Wars teaser didn't go so well at first.

More like "Star Wars: The Force Doesn't Have The Right Plugin" #StarWars

Daniel Dalton@wordsbydanFollow

More like "Star Wars: The Force Doesn't Have The Right Plugin" #StarWars

3:10 PM - 28 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

"Hey guys why is there a stormtrooper that's three inches taller than the rest of us? Aren't we supposed to be clones?"

Disney / Lucasfilm

"Nah they ditched the clone thing. And that's Steve. He wears elevator shoes. Nobody likes Steve."

"December?! Really? Why the fuck are they showing us the trailer now.

Disney / Lucasfilm

"JJ Abrams just likes to fuck with people. It'll be December before you know it. Time is a flat circle etc."

"What the fuck does that even mean?"

Disney / Lucasfilm

"No idea. Jurassic World is out first, I'm really looking forward to that. Did you see the huge shark dinosaur thing? Nearly crapped my pants. Tweeted the shit out of that."

I’ve literally never felt this excited about anything #StarWars

Daniel Dalton@wordsbydanFollow

I’ve literally never felt this excited about anything #StarWars

3:16 PM - 28 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Only a year to wait then. *watches teaser 8,000,000 times* #StarWars

Daniel Dalton@wordsbydanFollow

Only a year to wait then. *watches teaser 8,000,000 times* #StarWars

3:33 PM - 28 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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