This Is What It's Like To Watch The New "Star Wars" Teaser For The First Time
Something, something, awakens.
Then some thieving hero uploaded it to YouTube. Yay!
"Oh I felt something alright. Do that again and I'll chop that shit off."
There is a droid dressed as football.
"Hey guys why is there a stormtrooper that's three inches taller than the rest of us? Aren't we supposed to be clones?"
"Guys my blaster rifle is on 3. Is anyone else's blaster rifle on 3?"
"Hey guys what if they shoot us on the bits that aren't plastic armour."
Meanwhile, Daisy Ridley is in a rush.
Apparently, it's the Dodge Caravan of speeder bikes.
Son of Wedge!
"Hey, where are we going?"
"December?! Really? Why the fuck are they showing us the trailer now.
"What the fuck does that even mean?"
This guy is dressed all in black for reasons.
He's just out for a stroll in the woods.
Ooh he's got a regular, normal lightsaber!
Well that just looks like a safety hazard.
"Tower, this is Ghost Rider requesting flyby."
"Don't worry, I'll hit the brakes."
"You can be my Wookiee anytime."
When's this thing out again?
As exciting as this was, I don't feel any wiser. It looked incredible, but I have pretty much no idea what's going on. I feel a bit like this chap.
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