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This Is What It's Like To Watch The New "Star Wars" Teaser For The First Time

Something, something, awakens.

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Trying to watch the new Star Wars teaser didn't go so well at first.

More like "Star Wars: The Force Doesn't Have The Right Plugin" #StarWars

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More like "Star Wars: The Force Doesn't Have The Right Plugin" #StarWars

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Then some thieving hero uploaded it to YouTube. Yay!

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Excellent start, all official and what not.

Sand! Cool!

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"There has been an awakening… have you felt it?"

"Oh I felt something alright. Do that again and I'll chop that shit off."

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John Boyega is dressed as a stormtrooper for Halloween. Probably.

There is a droid dressed as football.

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Nobody knows why.

"Hey guys why is there a stormtrooper that's three inches taller than the rest of us? Aren't we supposed to be clones?"

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"Nah they ditched the clone thing. And that's Steve. He wears elevator shoes. Nobody likes Steve."

"Guys my blaster rifle is on 3. Is anyone else's blaster rifle on 3?"

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"We're all on 3, Steve. We talked about this."

"Hey guys what if they shoot us on the bits that aren't plastic armour."

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"Shut the fuck up, Steve! That fucking guy. Throwing him so much shade right now."

Meanwhile, Daisy Ridley is in a rush.

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It looks like she's on a speeder bike.

Apparently, it's the Dodge Caravan of speeder bikes.

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What a piece of shit.

Son of Wedge!

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Possibly. Definitely Oscar Isaac though.

"Hey, where are we going?"

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"No idea. Guess we'll find out next December."

"December?! Really? Why the fuck are they showing us the trailer now.

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"JJ Abrams just likes to fuck with people. It'll be December before you know it. Time is a flat circle etc."

"What the fuck does that even mean?"

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"No idea. Jurassic World is out first, I'm really looking forward to that. Did you see the huge shark dinosaur thing? Nearly crapped my pants. Tweeted the shit out of that."

This guy is dressed all in black for reasons.

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"Something, something, dark side."

He's just out for a stroll in the woods.

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"Are we out of the woods yet? I fucking love hiking, but I hate woods."

Ooh he's got a regular, normal lightsaber!

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Maybe he's like a Sith Lumberjack or something.

Well that just looks like a safety hazard.

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This will end in tears. I can tell you that much.

Millennium Falcon!

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*Wookiee noises*

I’ve literally never felt this excited about anything #StarWars

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I’ve literally never felt this excited about anything #StarWars

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"Tower, this is Ghost Rider requesting flyby."

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"Negative Ghost Rider, this is not that film."

"Talk to me, Goose."

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"Bogey on your 6."

"Don't worry, I'll hit the brakes."

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"He'll fly right by."

"You can be my Wookiee anytime."

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"Bullshit, you can be mine." (But in Wookiee)

Ba ba ba baaaaaa ba....

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Da da da daaaaaa da!

When's this thing out again?

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Only a year to wait then. *watches teaser 8,000,000 times* #StarWars

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Only a year to wait then. *watches teaser 8,000,000 times* #StarWars

3:33 PM - 28 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

As exciting as this was, I don't feel any wiser. It looked incredible, but I have pretty much no idea what's going on. I feel a bit like this chap.

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Same.

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