29 Things That Would Definitely Happen In An Independent Yorkshire
It'd be reet good.
We'd appoint our own monarch, for starters.
We've already got a champion flag.
And the most delightful national animal in Christendom.
We’d appoint a protector of the realm to fight crime.
We’d be brilliant at the Olympics.
And we'd have our own cycling tour: Yorkshire Riding.
We'd be home to some of best music in the world.
And the World's Coolest Man™.
Our main exports would be tea...
All billboards would be replaced with world-class artwork by David Hockney.
Brontë country would become the home to world's largest dedicated outdoor reading space.
Tourists would flock across our borders to enjoy our national parks.
And our world-famous establishments.
In fact swearing as much as possible would be encouraged. Our king would lead the charge.
First minister Judi Dench would bring a fair bit of class to the role.
And home secretary Brian Blessed would boost morale by shouting excitedly about everything.
England can keep William and Harry. We've got our own prince.
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