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    18 Things Only People Who Have An Irrational Hatred Of Hands Will Know

    Trigger warning: Hands.

    1. Truth bomb: Hands are creepy.

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    You can't argue with this.

    2. Don't believe me? Come along, let's investigate.

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    This GIF makes my skin crawl.

    3. By hands, I mean disembodied hands specifically.

    4. Hands when you can't see the bodily context.

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    *Shudders*

    5. Disembodied, de-contextualised hands.

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    Doing... things.

    6. Like hand acting.

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    Nope.

    7. Or swiping in iPad ads.

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    Damn you, Ive!

    8. Or spoof iPad ads.

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    Crying.

    9. Or when people do this: Tutting.

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    WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT WITH YOUR HANDS STOP STOP NOW!

    10. The only solution: Destroy all hands.

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    The world will be a better place.

    11. This hand will make even the most hand-friendly of people hate hands.

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    WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR HAND?!

    12. Maybe you feel uncomfortable when people are overly gestural when they speak.

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    Like when you can see people doing this out of the corner of your eye.

    13. Or maybe you wondered why you can't stand any of the hand emojis.

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    Well that's one way to make me never text you again. Kudos, ex-friend!

    14. Or maybe you can't stand it when people snap their fucking fingers.

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    Not cool, Brian.

    15. Or you want to punch anyone who commits this gestural atrocity in or around your face.

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    Right in their throat.

    16. Then you need to ask yourself: Maybe you hate hands too.

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    Hands: The worst.

    17. Look at this and try not to shudder:

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    Ugh.

    18. And if you still aren't convinced that hands are the worst, I'll leave you with this.

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    Wat.

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