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18 Things Only People Who Have An Irrational Hatred Of Hands Will Know

Trigger warning: Hands.

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1. Truth bomb: Hands are creepy.

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You can't argue with this.

2. Don't believe me? Come along, let's investigate.

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This GIF makes my skin crawl.

3. By hands, I mean disembodied hands specifically.

4. Hands when you can't see the bodily context.

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*Shudders*

5. Disembodied, de-contextualised hands.

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Doing... things.

6. Like hand acting.

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Nope.

7. Or swiping in iPad ads.

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Damn you, Ive!

8. Or spoof iPad ads.

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Crying.

9. Or when people do this: Tutting.

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WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT WITH YOUR HANDS STOP STOP NOW!

10. The only solution: Destroy all hands.

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The world will be a better place.

11. This hand will make even the most hand-friendly of people hate hands.

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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR HAND?!

12. Maybe you feel uncomfortable when people are overly gestural when they speak.

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Like when you can see people doing this out of the corner of your eye.

13. Or maybe you wondered why you can't stand any of the hand emojis.

Well that's one way to make me never text you again. Kudos, ex-friend!
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Well that's one way to make me never text you again. Kudos, ex-friend!

14. Or maybe you can't stand it when people snap their fucking fingers.

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Not cool, Brian.

15. Or you want to punch anyone who commits this gestural atrocity in or around your face.

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Right in their throat.

16. Then you need to ask yourself: Maybe you hate hands too.

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Hands: The worst.

17. Look at this and try not to shudder:

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Ugh.

18. And if you still aren't convinced that hands are the worst, I'll leave you with this.

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Wat.