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23 Things Only Ambipetrous People Will Understand

Because the best people love both dogs AND cats.

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1. Dogs are brilliant.

2. Cats too are brilliant.

3. Sometimes people are all “I hate cats”.

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4. Some misguided souls say things like “I hate dogs”.

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5. And these people are wrong.

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So wrong.

6. Because when someone says ‘do you prefer cats or dogs?’

7. The only correct answer is 'YES!'

8. Dog people and cat people are missing out.

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9. The only way to find true joy in life is to love both.

10. The only way to live is to be AmbiPETrous.

11. Sometimes you want a companion on long walks, and dogs are best at that.

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12. Sometimes you want a pet that is self-sufficient, and cats are best at that.

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13. Sometimes you just want company, and cuddles.

14. And both cats and dogs are GREAT at that.

15. But wait! There's more.

16. Ambipetrous people understand another truth.

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17. That all pets are equally brilliant.

18. Rabbits? BRILLIANT.

19. Hamsters? BRILLIANT.

20. Owls? BRILLIANT.

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21. All animals are brilliant.

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22. Haters gonna hate.

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23. But ambipetrous types don't have time for that negative bullshit.

So are you ambipetrous? Of course you are!

The furry creature eating the tiny burrito is a hamster. We previously suggested it was a gerbil. We were wrong. It's still cute though.