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<b>If you're getting laid right now, put your phone down.</b> This can wait a minute.

If you're getting laid right now, put your phone down. This can wait a minute.

Can We Guess When You Last Had Sex?

Congratulations: You repel sex. If this is on purpose, then great job. If not, you should probably consider your life choices.

Never

The last time you did the horizontal hustle people still said things like "horizontal hustle", phones were the size of cars, and Axl Rose was cool. Trade the shoulder pads and power stripes for something a little more inviting.

1987

So it's been a slow year. Or two. That's OK! The almost apocalypse got a lot of people laid. Time to get back in the saddle. 2015 has your name all over it.

2012

Your drunken liaison with a colleague in the copy room was the lowlight of your professional and personal life thus far. The good news is, it's nearly time to repeat your mistakes at the next Christmas party!

Office Christmas party last year

Depending on when your birthday is, you definitely got laid in the past 12 months, and probably more recently than that. Nothing like an annual throw to soften the blow of making it another year closer to biological and social irrelevance.

Your last birthday

You've been in a relationship long enough to not need to be permanently attached to your SO at groin level. Instead, you're happy to build up your appetite for a semi-regular sweat session during the ad break.

In the past month

Are your initials DTF? You are top of your sexual game right now. Your next booty call ready when you are!

Last night

You probably just moved in with your SO and you can't get enough of that wonderful stuff. Be it a sleepy pre-work screw or a slightly more athletic stand-up session in the shower, you have it on tap right now. Enjoy while it lasts.

This morning

You have so much sex that you're taking this quiz in the middle of having sex. You have so much sex that being told you're having sex right now is a helpful reminder that you're having sex RIGHT NOW, because you have so much sex that you've probably forgotten you are currently having sex.

You're fucking right now

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