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The Guardian live blog would stop beating around the proverbial privet.
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And the print edition would follow suit.
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The Mirror's website would lash out in rage and confusion.
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And the New Statesman would be inconsolable.
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The lack of Balls would also hurt The Independent.
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The BBC would tell it like it is.
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By mid-morning the Guardian live-bloggers would have lost the will to live.
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The Mirror would be printing a new edition hourly. At 2am there would be anger.
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By 10am, there would be no words.
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And by midday, they'd be drinking heavily and slowly resigning themselves to the nightmarish hellscape of a Conservative majority.
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