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13 "Would You Rather" Mustache Questions That Are Very Difficult To Answer

Facial hair face-off.

  1. Whose skinny mustache do you consider a work of art?

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    Salvador Dalí
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    John Waters
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  1. Which entertainer had the better mustache?

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    Groucho Marx
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    Charlie Chaplin
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  1. Which of these crumb catchers will give you nightmares?

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    Justin Bieber
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    Guy Fieri
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  1. Which mustache should be celebrated throughout history?

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    Teddy Roosevelt
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    Albert Einstein
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  1. Which stache intimidates you more?

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    Lionel Richie
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    Danny Trejo
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  1. Which of these handlebars makes you feel safer?

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    Hulk Hogan
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    Wyatt Earp
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  1. Which is more badass?

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    Burt Reynolds
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    Tom Selleck
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  1. Which lip toupée is more iconic?

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    Freddie Mercury
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    Got Milk? mustache
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  1. Which lip foliage do you respect more?

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    Rich Uncle Pennybags
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    Julius Pringles
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  1. Which fictional character has the better stache?

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    Ron Burgundy
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    Borat
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  1. Whose lip sweater creeps you out more?

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    Michel Cera
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    Ron Jeremy
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  1. Which villain's facial hair is more memorable?

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    Dr. Fu Manchu
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    Captain Hook
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  1. Which mustache would you like to get interviewed by?

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    Steve Harvey
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    Dr. Phil
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