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13 "Would You Rather" Mustache Questions That Are Very Difficult To Answer

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  1. Whose skinny mustache do you consider a work of art?

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    Via AFP / Stringer
    Salvador Dalí
    Via AFP / Stringer
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    Via Jason Kempin / Staff
    John Waters
    Via Jason Kempin / Staff
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Whose skinny mustache do you consider a work of art?
  1. Salvador Dalí
     
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    Salvador Dalí
  2. John Waters
     
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    John Waters
  1. Which entertainer had the better mustache?

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    Via Hulton Archive / Stringer
    Groucho Marx
    Via Hulton Archive / Stringer
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    Via Topical Press Agency / Stringer
    Charlie Chaplin
    Via Topical Press Agency / Stringer
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Which entertainer had the better mustache?
  1. Groucho Marx
     
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    Groucho Marx
  2. Charlie Chaplin
     
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    Charlie Chaplin
  1. Which of these crumb catchers will give you nightmares?

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    Via Jason Merritt / Staff
    Justin Bieber
    Via Jason Merritt / Staff
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    Via Ethan Miller / Staff
    Guy Fieri
    Via Ethan Miller / Staff
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Which of these crumb catchers will give you nightmares?
  1. Justin Bieber
     
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    Justin Bieber
  2. Guy Fieri
     
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    Guy Fieri
  1. Which mustache should be celebrated throughout history?

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    Via Hulton Archive / Stringer
    Teddy Roosevelt
    Via Hulton Archive / Stringer
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    Via Keystone / Stringer
    Albert Einstein
    Via Keystone / Stringer
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Which mustache should be celebrated throughout history?
  1. Teddy Roosevelt
     
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    Teddy Roosevelt
  2. Albert Einstein
     
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    Albert Einstein
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  1. Which stache intimidates you more?

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    Via Hulton Archive / Stringer
    Lionel Richie
    Via Hulton Archive / Stringer
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    Via Frederick M. Brown / Stringer
    Danny Trejo
    Via Frederick M. Brown / Stringer
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Which stache intimidates you more?
  1. Lionel Richie
     
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    Lionel Richie
  2. Danny Trejo
     
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    Danny Trejo
  1. Which of these handlebars makes you feel safer?

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    Via Kevin Winter / Staff
    Hulk Hogan
    Via Kevin Winter / Staff
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    Via Pictorial Parade / Staff
    Wyatt Earp
    Via Pictorial Parade / Staff
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Which of these handlebars makes you feel safer?
  1. Hulk Hogan
     
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    Hulk Hogan
  2. Wyatt Earp
     
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    Wyatt Earp
  1. Which is more badass?

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    Via Hulton Archive / Stringer
    Burt Reynolds
    Via Hulton Archive / Stringer
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    Via Hulton Archive / Stringer
    Tom Selleck
    Via Hulton Archive / Stringer
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Which is more badass?
  1. Burt Reynolds
     
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    Burt Reynolds
  2. Tom Selleck
     
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    Tom Selleck
  1. Which lip toupée is more iconic?

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    Via Steve Wood / Stringer
    Freddie Mercury
    Via Steve Wood / Stringer
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    Via Christopher Polk / Staff
    Got Milk? mustache
    Via Christopher Polk / Staff
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Which lip toupée is more iconic?
  1. Freddie Mercury
     
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    Freddie Mercury
  2. Got Milk? mustache
     
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    Got Milk? mustache
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  1. Which lip foliage do you respect more?

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    Via cqmsjt.com
    Rich Uncle Pennybags
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    Via Kellogg Company.
    Julius Pringles
    Via Kellogg Company.
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Which lip foliage do you respect more?
  1. Rich Uncle Pennybags
     
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    Rich Uncle Pennybags
  2. Julius Pringles
     
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    Julius Pringles
  1. Which fictional character has the better stache?

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    Via Frank Micelotta / Staff
    Ron Burgundy
    Via Frank Micelotta / Staff
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    Via Stephane L'hostis / Stringer
    Borat
    Via Stephane L'hostis / Stringer
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Which fictional character has the better stache?
  1. Ron Burgundy
     
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    Ron Burgundy
  2. Borat
     
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    Borat
  1. Whose lip sweater creeps you out more?

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    Via Frazer Harrison / Staff
    Michel Cera
    Via Frazer Harrison / Staff
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    Via Kevin Winter / Staff
    Ron Jeremy
    Via Kevin Winter / Staff
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Whose lip sweater creeps you out more?
  1. Michel Cera
     
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    Michel Cera
  2. Ron Jeremy
     
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    Ron Jeremy
  1. Which villain's facial hair is more memorable?

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    Via youtube.com
    Dr. Fu Manchu
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    Via youtube.com
    Captain Hook
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Which villain's facial hair is more memorable?
  1. Dr. Fu Manchu
     
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    Dr. Fu Manchu
  2. Captain Hook
     
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    Captain Hook
  1. Which mustache would you like to get interviewed by?

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    Via Ethan Miller / Staff
    Steve Harvey
    Via Ethan Miller / Staff
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    Via Ethan Miller / Staff
    Dr. Phil
    Via Ethan Miller / Staff
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Which mustache would you like to get interviewed by?
  1. Steve Harvey
     
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    Steve Harvey
  2. Dr. Phil
     
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    Dr. Phil
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