13 "Would You Rather" Mustache Questions That Are Very Difficult To Answer

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1. Whose skinny mustache do you consider a work of art?

   Image: Via AFP / Stringer Salvador Dalí

   

   Via AFP / Stringer

   Salvador Dalí

   Via AFP / Stringer

   Image: Via Jason Kempin / Staff John Waters

   

   Via Jason Kempin / Staff

   John Waters

   Via Jason Kempin / Staff

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Whose skinny mustache do you consider a work of art?

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   Salvador Dalí
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   John Waters

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1. Which entertainer had the better mustache?

   Image: Via Hulton Archive / Stringer Groucho Marx

   

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   Groucho Marx

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   Image: Via Topical Press Agency / Stringer Charlie Chaplin

   

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   Charlie Chaplin

   Via Topical Press Agency / Stringer

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Which entertainer had the better mustache?

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   Groucho Marx
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   Charlie Chaplin

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1. Which of these crumb catchers will give you nightmares?

   Image: Via Jason Merritt / Staff Justin Bieber

   

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   Justin Bieber

   Via Jason Merritt / Staff

   Image: Via Ethan Miller / Staff Guy Fieri

   

   Via Ethan Miller / Staff

   Guy Fieri

   Via Ethan Miller / Staff

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Which of these crumb catchers will give you nightmares?

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   Justin Bieber
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   Guy Fieri

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1. Which mustache should be celebrated throughout history?

   Image: Via Hulton Archive / Stringer Teddy Roosevelt

   

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   Teddy Roosevelt

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   Image: Via Keystone / Stringer Albert Einstein

   

   Via Keystone / Stringer

   Albert Einstein

   Via Keystone / Stringer

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Which mustache should be celebrated throughout history?

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   Teddy Roosevelt
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   Albert Einstein

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1. Which stache intimidates you more?

   Image: Via Hulton Archive / Stringer Lionel Richie

   

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   Lionel Richie

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   Image: Via Frederick M. Brown / Stringer Danny Trejo

   

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   Danny Trejo

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Which stache intimidates you more?

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   Lionel Richie
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   Danny Trejo

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1. Which of these handlebars makes you feel safer?

   Image: Via Kevin Winter / Staff Hulk Hogan

   

   Via Kevin Winter / Staff

   Hulk Hogan

   Via Kevin Winter / Staff

   Image: Via Pictorial Parade / Staff Wyatt Earp

   

   Via Pictorial Parade / Staff

   Wyatt Earp

   Via Pictorial Parade / Staff

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Which of these handlebars makes you feel safer?

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   Hulk Hogan
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   Wyatt Earp

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1. Which is more badass?

   Image: Via Hulton Archive / Stringer Burt Reynolds

   

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   Burt Reynolds

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   Image: Via Hulton Archive / Stringer Tom Selleck

   

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   Tom Selleck

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Which is more badass?

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   Burt Reynolds
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   Tom Selleck

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1. Which lip toupée is more iconic?

   Image: Via Steve Wood / Stringer Freddie Mercury

   

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   Freddie Mercury

   Via Steve Wood / Stringer

   Image: Via Christopher Polk / Staff Got Milk? mustache

   

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   Got Milk? mustache

   Via Christopher Polk / Staff

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Which lip toupée is more iconic?

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   Freddie Mercury
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   Got Milk? mustache

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1. Which lip foliage do you respect more?

   Image: Via cqmsjt.com Rich Uncle Pennybags

   

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   Rich Uncle Pennybags

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   Image: Via Kellogg Company. Julius Pringles

   

   Via Kellogg Company.

   Julius Pringles

   Via Kellogg Company.

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Which lip foliage do you respect more?

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   Rich Uncle Pennybags
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   Julius Pringles

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1. Which fictional character has the better stache?

   Image: Via Frank Micelotta / Staff Ron Burgundy

   

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   Ron Burgundy

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   Image: Via Stephane L'hostis / Stringer Borat

   

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   Borat

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Which fictional character has the better stache?

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   Ron Burgundy
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   Borat

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1. Whose lip sweater creeps you out more?

   Image: Via Frazer Harrison / Staff Michel Cera

   

   Via Frazer Harrison / Staff

   Michel Cera

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   Image: Via Kevin Winter / Staff Ron Jeremy

   

   Via Kevin Winter / Staff

   Ron Jeremy

   Via Kevin Winter / Staff

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Whose lip sweater creeps you out more?

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   Michel Cera
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   Ron Jeremy

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1. Which villain's facial hair is more memorable?

   Image: Via youtube.com Dr. Fu Manchu

   

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   Dr. Fu Manchu

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   Image: Via youtube.com Captain Hook

   

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   Captain Hook

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Which villain's facial hair is more memorable?

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   Dr. Fu Manchu
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   Captain Hook

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1. Which mustache would you like to get interviewed by?

   Image: Via Ethan Miller / Staff Steve Harvey

   

   Via Ethan Miller / Staff

   Steve Harvey

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   Image: Via Ethan Miller / Staff Dr. Phil

   

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   Dr. Phil

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Which mustache would you like to get interviewed by?

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   Steve Harvey
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   Dr. Phil

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