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    17 Valentine's Day Gifts That Will Make You Wish You Were Single

    Can we just cancel February 14th?

    We asked members of the BuzzFeed Community to tell us about the worst Valentine's Day gifts they've ever gotten. Here’s what they had to say:

    1. A selfie collection that even Kim K. couldn't keep up with.

    2. A very bitter slice of cheesecake.

    3. Chocolate and heartbreak.

    4. Doritos can be super romantic to some people, right?

    5. Church on Valentine's isn't the sexiest plan.

    6. A very lonely bottle of shampoo.

    7. A day pass to the doghouse.

    8. A sucky gift that glows in the dark.

    9. Nice earrings for someone who can't wear them.

    10. Mean kids being assholes.

    11. A trip to the hospital.

    12. A desk chair for a deskless home.

    13. A one-way ticket to the friendzone.

    14. Macaroni art.

    15. A lecture on capitalism.

    16. Nothing says I love you like an artsy dick pic.

    17. And what sounds like the beginning of a murder mystery show and endless nightmares.

    Note: Submissions have been edited for length and/or clarity.

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