1. How do you show your bestie that you love her? With a pecker-shaped lipstick (veiny shaft and all), of course.
2. And yes, wang-shaped concealer sticks exist, too.
3. This stylish knitted penis scarf will keep anyone warm during the cold, cold winter.
You can get it from Krystles Krazy Knits on Etsy for $45.
4. Give your friend a bar of penis soap to wash away all their love troubles this V-Day.
They come in different colors and scents.
Buy your favorite from Ivy Monroe on Etsy for $8.99.
5. This sterling silver penis pendant (wow, that's a mouthful) can be a beautiful symbol of your friendship: always there through hard times (and not so hard times).
6. Help your bestie relax with these penis-shaped bath bombs.
You can get them from A Friends Place on Etsy for $5.
7. Know someone who prefers petite-sized things? Check out these mini ween bath bombs.
You can get a bag of dicks from Slickery After Dark on Etsy for $10.
8. Have a friend who needs a guiding light? Penis candles can show them the way.
You can get them from Agreeable Agony on Etsy for $12.
9. Your friends will love getting highly pigmented penis eyeshadows on the most ~romantic~ night of the year.
10. You'll never go wrong with chocolate, so mix it up with this basket of tiny chocolate penises.
You can get one from Island Girl Gourmet for $6.99.
11. This reusable testicle teabag is hilarious but also highly functional.
12. If you want your friend to shine bright like a *diamond*, give her a dick highlighter.
You can get them from Bitch Slap Cosmetics for $25.
13. Try sending them a bag of gummies shaped like male genitalia.
You can order them on Dicks By Mail for $15.
Enjoy!
